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Dave's not here!

A Cheech & Chong classic - the full first skit off of their Greatest Hit album
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At 11/2/09 01:38 PM, ASEtheACE said...

not the whole skit

At 3/18/10 06:12 PM, BMCvox said...

What the hell? You didn't even include the punchline in the greeting. Yeah, sure...it's the title, but the caller's not gonna see that! I would cut the first knock/reply from the beginning (Cause it would be too long otherwise), and then let the audio play until Chong says Dave's not here! Cut it right after that line so the beep comes right away. THAT would be funny.

At 2/14/11 10:41 AM, Anonymous said...

Need to end with Dave's not here pointless otherwise :)

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