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Congratulations! You're a Winner!

Congratulating the 1000th caller and informing them that They've Won! - Won the right to hand over all their money because of Presidents Wealth Redistribution
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Hello and congratulations you the one so just call us today. You just won the right hand over all of your money your photo-life(?) saving your car everything this is not a new president just great new(?) distribution. So again congratulations and don't forget to leave your name phone number and a brief message and I'll get right back.
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16 comments
At 9/12/09 02:40 PM, MysteryGirl said...

This should also be in the Political category. Enjoy!

At 10/9/09 11:36 PM, BigFill said...

lol... good if you can't form your own opinions

At 10/26/09 02:16 PM, MysteryGirl said...

Oh for goodness sake, lighten up! Ooops... did you vote for change?

At 12/18/09 10:21 PM, shayatl said...

MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!

At 1/23/10 08:53 AM, kygurl said...

I like!

At 1/26/10 04:19 PM, youmail5546789 said...

This really should be in the political category as well. It has some rather blatant satirical viewpoints.

At 1/31/10 12:00 PM, Anonymous said...

would be much better with some wit

At 2/12/10 12:30 PM, MysteryGirl said...

Looks like the negative commentators Miss George Bush! Miss him yet??

At 4/4/10 05:10 AM, ToddK said...

if only it was funny...

At 7/26/10 03:09 PM, MysteryGirl said...

How's that Hope and Change working out for ya?

At 5/2/11 10:14 AM, MysteryGirl said...

New greetings are up and running - check them out!

At 8/24/12 04:23 PM, Anonymous said...

you dirty lonly racist beatch, take a good long look in the mirror ......shocking,ugly,hate ages quicker than your 10am bloody mary. sleep tight, let us know when u recieve your cancer diagnosis, i cant wait

At 9/13/12 07:01 AM, MeAndMyVW said...

MysteryGirl keep'em coming! Your greetings are great! They keep the Dem trolls at bay, and make my callers laugh and leave comments of delight on my voicemail! Thank you!

At 6/13/14 12:31 PM, MysteryGirl said...

@Anonymous Spoken like a true liberal. When you don't have a valid argument, you bring out the race card and vile comments. Look into your own mirror.

At 3/23/17 09:45 AM, Farley5000 said...

Hey anonymous you miss bush yet or Obama.....you loser....I love this greeting . keep up the awesome work mysterygirl. ...screw all the negative losers out there.

At 10/1/23 11:36 AM, GreenUrb said...

Biden voters be like, what happened?

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