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Congratulations! You're a Winner!
Congratulating the 1000th caller and informing them that They've Won! - Won the right to hand over all their money because of Presidents Wealth Redistribution
Hello and congratulations you the one so just call us today. You just won the right hand over all of your money your photo-life(?) saving your car everything this is not a new president just great new(?) distribution. So again congratulations and don't forget to leave your name phone number and a brief message and I'll get right back.
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This should also be in the Political category. Enjoy!
lol... good if you can't form your own opinions
Oh for goodness sake, lighten up! Ooops... did you vote for change?
MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!
I like!
This really should be in the political category as well. It has some rather blatant satirical viewpoints.
would be much better with some wit
Looks like the negative commentators Miss George Bush! Miss him yet??
if only it was funny...
How's that Hope and Change working out for ya?
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you dirty lonly racist beatch, take a good long look in the mirror ......shocking,ugly,hate ages quicker than your 10am bloody mary. sleep tight, let us know when u recieve your cancer diagnosis, i cant wait
MysteryGirl keep'em coming! Your greetings are great! They keep the Dem trolls at bay, and make my callers laugh and leave comments of delight on my voicemail! Thank you!
@Anonymous Spoken like a true liberal. When you don't have a valid argument, you bring out the race card and vile comments. Look into your own mirror.
Hey anonymous you miss bush yet or Obama.....you loser....I love this greeting . keep up the awesome work mysterygirl. ...screw all the negative losers out there.
Biden voters be like, what happened?