Free voicemail greetings

Hi we're not in right now to take your call but if you'd like to leave us a message please press # or press three then dial your name and press six and dial your number then press star 69 and ask for extension 4443. To make your name and message. If you want to leave your number and the time you call please press star twice bark like a dog for new-article(?) press 1:26 times and wait for the beep.