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Here's my political crusade, alright? We just get along. We just have Coke and Pepsi in the same building. Is it that big a deal? We have to draw a line everywhere? Yeah, exactly. Every time I go to a restaurant. What would you like to drink? And I have a coke. Ohh, it's Pepsi. OK, is monopoly money OK? Cause no. Alright, the message at the beep.