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Fun times in Cleveland again Cleveland come on down to Cleveland Town. Everyone under construction since 1868 see a river that catches on fire. It's so polluted that all our fish have aids. We see the sun almost 3 * a year. This guy has at least two DUI class. Look like a scooby-doo ghost town. Don't slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die our economy based on. LeBron James, buy a house for the price it will be CR. Our main export is crippling depression. We're so ******** that we think this is art. It could be worse, though. At least we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit.