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Christmas Vacation - Nuthouse rant
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
You think you're doing he's(?) leaving walking out on this poor(?) old fashion family Christmas law. Now we're all in this together. This is a full blown for alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on and we're gonna have the happiest happiest Christmas in spain-probably(?) tap dance with Danny [...] Kay Dennis lisa's(?) fat white [...] down at Jimmy. He's gonna find a jolly a bunch of [...] ... the(?) not house.
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Yuk
This is AWESOME! Appropriate for many....