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Christmas Vacation - Nuthouse rant

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
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You think you're doing he's(?) leaving walking out on this poor(?) old fashion family Christmas law. Now we're all in this together. This is a full blown for alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on and we're gonna have the happiest happiest Christmas in spain-probably(?) tap dance with Danny [...] Kay Dennis lisa's(?) fat white [...] down at Jimmy. He's gonna find a jolly a bunch of [...] ... the(?) not house.
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At 11/29/11 09:50 PM, Uprayup said...

Yuk

At 12/16/11 04:21 PM, tr20 said...

This is AWESOME! Appropriate for many....

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