Christmas Vacation - Nuthouse rant

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
Added: 8/1/10
From: skitzo92
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Comment Icon At 11/29/11, 9:50 PM, Uprayup said...
Comment Icon At 12/16/11, 4:21 PM, tr20 said...
This is AWESOME! Appropriate for many....

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