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Choose life, choose a job, choose a career.....
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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ******* big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on higher purchase and arrange a ******* fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are in the Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shots, stuffing ******* junk through the gym. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pushing your last in a miserable home. Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish backed up for that you've spawned. Replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Why would I want to do a thing like that? Cheers. I chose not to choose life. I chose something else and the reasons. There are no reasons. These reasons when you go ahead on.
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3 comments
At 8/22/09 04:41 PM, HunterBlack said...

this is too fucking long and way too loud... I would want to use this except no one would leave a fucking message, they'd all hang up. This is retarded...

At 11/30/11 06:16 PM, Anonymous said...

sounds like something homos would like

At 6/4/14 05:05 PM, Jimmy15 said...

It's from train spotting you moron. Yes, it is too long.

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