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Hey, if any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me. I have one. I like my boss right here tonight. I want them brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane. I wanna brought right here for the big ribbon on his head. And I wanna look him straight in the eye and I don't want to tell him what a cheap lying no good rotten for flushing. Lowlife snake licking, dirty eating, inbred overstuffed ignorant blood sucking dog chasing brainless, hopeless, heartless fat *** bug eyes, stiff leg. It's funny like we're headed sack of monkey ****. He is Hallelujah. Holy **** where's the Tylenol?