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BUHBYENOW

HI AND THANX FOR CALLIN, THE PERSON WHO OWNS THIS PHONE REALLY DOESNT WANNA TALK OT YA, SO STOP CALLIN OR I MIGHT HAVE TO COME BY YOUR HOUSE AND SLAP THE DAYLITES OUTTA YA...SO BUH BYE NOW.
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Hi and thanks for calling. Hey the person who owns this phone as well that they've got kind of thing going on so they couldn't answer the phone so I'm just here to kinda tell you that what I really don't wanna talk to you any more and where you're basically r******* for still calling and really they'd like you to leave him alone and and if you don't then I'm gonna have to come by your house and slap the living day lights out of you so do yourself a favor do me a favor because I don't wanna waste the effort on a piece of crap like you and stop calling. Alright lose this phone number. Otherwise it's gonna get ugly. So anyway bye bye now.
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32 comments
At 2/24/08 02:45 PM, Cocozz said...

LOL nice.

At 4/23/08 08:34 AM, meemabean said...

lol a piece of crap like you. good stuff.

At 5/3/08 06:00 PM, Anonymous said...

YES!! Perfect for my mother in law!

At 6/15/08 08:00 PM, hotfairy said...

lol thats funny.

At 7/6/08 12:26 AM, Anonymous said...

NICE!!!

At 7/28/08 02:16 PM, TheDiesel said...

EXCELLENT!

At 8/17/08 05:16 PM, NeshiiA said...

Perfect!

At 7/20/09 10:46 AM, mimo5150 said...

OMG LOVES IT

At 9/27/09 03:57 PM, MillahThe80sBaby said...

Love it!

At 10/1/09 03:01 PM, Anonymous said...

perfection!

At 10/3/09 07:30 AM, mimi1 said...

OMG!!! just too flippin funny!! love it

At 10/7/09 10:35 AM, rsolmn said...

lol

At 12/3/09 06:24 AM, zmuzikoftomorrow said...

PERFECT

At 2/17/10 06:40 PM, Dakota1207 said...

FANTASTIC MESSAGE!

At 5/8/10 04:43 PM, Anonymous said...

It'd be perfect without the physical threat.

At 7/2/10 08:17 PM, StacyMartinez said...

That's freakin' hilarious I so need to use this on a certain someone. :D

At 8/19/10 02:22 PM, StillCheeky said...

I love this stuff ... only nothng works on the calls that are computer generated and leave no answer.

At 11/19/10 06:04 PM, violetjhonson said...

slap the living daylights LOL

At 8/26/11 09:13 AM, sweetheartbabez said...

NICE! WICKED! Thumbs up youmail!!

At 4/12/12 07:25 PM, Vhale36054 said...

For my x

At 4/28/12 04:43 AM, BuonBom said...

Iiiiiiii Like it.

At 4/28/12 09:04 PM, Anonymous said...

Funny Funny Funny!

At 11/16/12 05:34 PM, Anonymous said...

Sounds like Obama! Lmao!

At 4/14/13 01:31 PM, Anonymous said...

ONE star for CAPS abuse re tard

At 9/24/13 10:23 AM, Anonymous said...

Freakin awesome!

At 9/25/13 01:24 PM, freeburd60 said...

hahahahaha that's funny

At 3/28/14 05:12 PM, KadeeGrl87 said...

Haha...genius!

At 3/28/14 06:14 PM, Milosmom said...

Hysterically funny! I know exactly the person to use this one on!!!

At 10/30/14 09:30 PM, angelcaprichosa said...

Love this!!!!

At 1/26/18 05:51 AM, Melissa1 said...

Too funny

At 7/14/18 01:05 PM, Msgoodgirltn said...

Absolutely hilarious! Love it!

At 11/1/20 02:17 PM, Magpie69 said...

Pmg@ that Omg! That is Great!

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