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Bud Light

Mr Silent Gas Passer
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Bud Light presents real men of genius. Real men of genius. Today we salute you, Mr Silent killer gas passer. Last night you had the enchilada combo platter. This morning, the three cheese omelet with broccoli. This afternoon, you're a ticking time bomb. Because of you, a simple elevator ride is suddenly a 42 floor plummet into the very bowels of hell. Who did it? Who cares? Sweet mercy, please. Just someone light a match. So crack open an ice cold bud light to ninja the nasty, and while you're at it, crack open a window.
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At 9/15/11 03:48 AM, onyx703 said...

this one had me rolling.

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