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Since I was born, I dreamed of being a Budweiser Clydesdale. Only problem is, I was born a donkey. So all my life I practiced the Clydesdale walk. And the Clydesdale pole? I even tried hair extensions on my lower legs. And then came my big interview. They looked me in the eye and said what makes you think you can be a Clydesdale son? And what was my answer? I must have said something right.