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Hello you have dialed 310-766-5040. The tall-accomplished(?) man you're calling can't come to the phone right now because they're building an orphanage for children with their bare hands while playing sweet sweet love of life(?) for those children with two malice against their abs either(?) phone but leave a message and they'll return your call as soon as possible one.
Holy sheet! That's hysterical! Ab xylophone. I can't see for all the tears of laughter.