Black Baby

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Added: 4/30/10
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Comments On This Greeting ( 79 )
Comment Icon At 5/14/10, 1:08 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Much too long for a phone message but this is funny as hell!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! I gotta get it anyway!
Comment Icon At 5/17/10, 10:54 PM, DiamondFuel said...
off the chain!!
Comment Icon At 5/26/10, 10:16 PM, JWilson2132 said...
When they got the part where he asks if he was black... I almost pee'd my shorts. This is the funniest shit ever!!!
Comment Icon At 6/2/10, 11:17 AM, bman2399 said...
wow
Comment Icon At 6/5/10, 11:57 AM, *Anonymous* said...
LMAO, this is crazy!!! WOW
Comment Icon At 6/13/10, 11:58 PM, Veneno said...
This is too much !! Child support.. LOL
Comment Icon At 6/14/10, 3:14 PM, oryx said...
LOL !!! This is just awesome!
Comment Icon At 6/19/10, 12:21 PM, LAshayLAbella said...
SOOOO FUNNY!
Comment Icon At 6/23/10, 8:47 AM, Shanic said...
One word......Hilarious!!!!!!!!
Comment Icon At 6/25/10, 9:09 PM, Djtwin said...
Unbelievably funny.
Comment Icon At 8/12/10, 4:24 PM, sandswife said...
LMFAO
Comment Icon At 8/13/10, 9:25 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This is so funny I almost felt sorry for the guy
Comment Icon At 8/14/10, 4:21 PM, adventuredome13 said...
this the best shit that went down on this side of town
Comment Icon At 8/19/10, 1:52 PM, mommyof2 said...
That was so great!!!!!
Comment Icon At 8/27/10, 9:49 AM, caramel64 said...
Maybe I am in the minority....I dont find it all that funny ....
Comment Icon At 8/27/10, 1:44 PM, Deke said...
I was waiting for the N word to pop out!
Comment Icon At 9/7/10, 11:52 AM, Mr_Stylze2 said...
This shit is funny as hell
Comment Icon At 9/7/10, 5:17 PM, Awake1 said...
Caramel64, I agree with you. There is nothing funny about this. I was also waiting for the N word to come out. Why do we continue to find this sort of thing funny? People please, for our sakes, wake up. Let's not remain sleep forever...
Comment Icon At 9/25/10, 11:52 AM, SweetB007 said...
This is too funny!!!!
Comment Icon At 10/23/10, 11:19 AM, TintheD said...
Awww! Dude, Nephew Tommy has done it again! He is hillarious!!!!!!! SMH and LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Comment Icon At 11/8/10, 3:11 PM, pinanaplayer said...
This is great!!!!!!
Comment Icon At 11/11/10, 9:15 PM, myturbinisdirty said...
this is the best
Comment Icon At 1/26/11, 11:47 AM, *Anonymous* said...
this was hilarious! i am sooo surprised the n word did not slide out of his mouth!! I loved when he asked did he wanna be the godfather
Comment Icon At 2/5/11, 7:25 AM, *Anonymous* said...
People need to lighten up, this is funny a hell!!! The guy obviously didn't say the N word, he listens 2the show all the time so hes a fan. Its the same as if they played the joke on an Indian man saying it was from a white man ( Indians are very into staying amongst themselves, native american indians would have felt the same) I'm a cultural anthropologist & know cultures well. Also it would have been the same & just as funny had it been done to a chinese man telling him that the seed was from a korean.
Comment Icon At 2/5/11, 7:37 AM, *Anonymous* said...
@caramel64 If they played the joke on you & If you got pregnant through artificial In. & they told you that they accidently gave you the sperm of Japanese man, you would react the same. yes a child is a child but now you have tons of explaining 2do 2the child, family, friends, your neighborhood you raise your child in comes to play ( how the child feels accepted or not due 2the ethnic majority in the area you live), not to mention the biggest issue, YOUR NOT HAVING THE BABY FROM THE MAN YOU LOVE WHICH IS WHAT YOU HAD PLANNED & ON TOP OF THAT YOUR GONNA SAY, NOT ONLY IS IT NOT THE MAN I LOVE, SOMEONE I DON'T EVEN KNOW, BUT IT'S A DIFFERENT CULTURE & YOU WANT THE CHILD TO HAVE SIMILARITIES, IF NOT YOU WOULD HAVE ADOPTED. I AGREE W/THE ANTHROPOLOGIST, PEOPLE TAKE THINGS TO SERIOUS. LAUGHTER BREAKS ALL BARRIERS, THIS JOKE HAS UNITED BOTH BLACKS & WHITES IN LAUGHTER. A TRUE RACIST LIKE A SKIN HEAD, NEO NATZI, KKK MEMBER WOULD NOT FIND THIS FUNNY AT ALL(THEY WOULD AKE IT DEEP, & SERIOUS W/ THE ONLY FOCUS BEING THE BABY'S COLOR BUT THOSE THAT DO AREN'T RACIST.
Comment Icon At 2/8/11, 12:16 PM, MaverickLives said...
I love it!!! People need to relax. It's a prank. More like it would be great!!!!
Comment Icon At 2/8/11, 12:24 PM, sweetie2 said...
THIS IS CRAZY WOW
Comment Icon At 3/23/11, 2:38 PM, Trueplaya said...
HAAAAAA!!!! FUNNYYYYYY!!!!!
Comment Icon At 3/25/11, 1:10 PM, *Anonymous* said...
why is this funny?
Comment Icon At 5/4/11, 11:00 AM, Shawny1 said...
Awesome! Great prank by the wife! lol
Comment Icon At 5/23/11, 12:15 PM, Livethislife said...
This sooo funny, those that don't need to lighten up and check themselves for racism. I agree it would've been funny no matter what color. But let's face it, the fact that it was a black baby involved made it funny as Hades it does excist so why not make light of it!!! U get what I'm tryin to say? Sure u do!!!
Comment Icon At 7/4/11, 10:51 AM, JCKD said...
This is tooooooo funny!!! and I am a Black-American!!! OMG this is too much!!!
Comment Icon At 7/5/11, 11:15 PM, Tonydatiger161 said...
Hahahaha this is hilarious! Some people that find this offending need to calm down! If you keep on letting things like this offend y'all this will always be hilarious to everyone else!
Comment Icon At 7/6/11, 1:42 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Yeah, I'm a black woman and this shit isn't funny. I would actually laugh if it were funny though. Just bad/corny jokes.
Comment Icon At 7/8/11, 12:03 AM, tiety said...
I just got done listenen 2 this. Omg it was sooo funny! My stomach is killn me. I'm still laughn lmfao!
Comment Icon At 9/15/11, 2:40 AM, onyx703 said...
this is off the chain!!!!
Comment Icon At 9/22/11, 10:18 AM, *Anonymous* said...
At first I thought this was awful. But then when I heard the guy's greatest concern was the color of the child, I lost compassion for him, and it's funny.
Comment Icon At 10/20/11, 7:47 PM, lapebles said...
simply super funny i so loved it
Comment Icon At 10/21/11, 5:26 AM, intheraw61 said...
WOW...a combination of funny, outrageous, and racist-genius!
Comment Icon At 10/24/11, 9:55 AM, halfnaked said...
this is great
Comment Icon At 12/12/11, 12:05 PM, kimokandy said...
This so so wrong and so funny at the same time.
Comment Icon At 1/30/12, 12:36 AM, MAILMAN504 said...
THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY, BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW SOME PEOPLE ARE SENSITIVE TO IT BUT GET OVER IT...IT'S A DAMN JOKE !
Comment Icon At 2/2/12, 11:48 AM, Patches0691 said...
HOLY SHIT!!!! Way too funny!!
Comment Icon At 4/12/12, 12:36 PM, Smart1 said...
Funny as hell! Not offensive, especially after I realized it was the steve harvey show.
Comment Icon At 4/23/12, 5:02 PM, imsexiniknwit said...
lmao!!
Comment Icon At 6/27/12, 11:20 PM, kimmykat said...
This is funny as hell couldnt stop laughing.
Comment Icon At 7/10/12, 3:49 PM, ether said...
I'm black and I thought it was funny as yell almost got fired laughing so hard.
Comment Icon At 7/21/12, 10:22 PM, Saintlouisien said...
Great! Could'nt stop laughing!
Comment Icon At 9/10/12, 11:46 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Hilarious. I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
Comment Icon At 9/13/12, 8:23 PM, babegirl1900 said...
LMAO! too damn funny. but too long for a phone message, lol.
Comment Icon At 11/14/12, 10:30 AM, *Anonymous* said...
This is so funny!! It wasnt racial at all & I'm black. If they called a black man & told him the baby was gonna be anything but black he would react the SAME WAY!! That is his WIFE & suppose to be THEIR baby!
Comment Icon At 12/2/12, 10:17 AM, sw2love29 said...
too funny...
Comment Icon At 5/23/13, 2:54 PM, Yaya38 said...
LMAO!!!!
Comment Icon At 6/15/13, 11:09 AM, bamed said...
damn this is too funny I would be dying just to know that I got pregnant with another mans baby even if it would of been my own culture and race
Comment Icon At 6/15/13, 12:28 PM, bamed said...
damn this is too funny I would be dying just to know that I got pregnant with another mans baby even if it would of been my own culture and race
Comment Icon At 7/9/13, 4:14 PM, critty said...
It was funny as hell.. not offensive, no n words thrown out or anything. Normal reaction for anyone of any race.. but not everyone
Comment Icon At 7/28/13, 5:12 AM, Monfils said...
Funny lol
Comment Icon At 9/20/13, 1:31 AM, APerson2596695 said...
I don't care how you people try to sugar coat this is racist and should not even be on here.
Comment Icon At 9/24/13, 6:59 PM, Nicbbn said...
Oh my God that is funny as hell !!! Good one!! Best one I've heard!!!
Comment Icon At 10/2/13, 11:58 PM, mimi1019 said...
Love this
Comment Icon At 10/15/13, 9:55 AM, ericjr06 said...
Funny!!
Comment Icon At 10/28/13, 7:53 PM, niko5 said...
It is a funny prank, but WHY is it on a voicemail greeting download site.... No one would make this a gteeting, post this on a funny website, dont waste our time with jokes.
Comment Icon At 11/6/13, 11:07 AM, youfan said...
Actually I noticed a couple of editing clicks right after a few cuss lines..meaning that all the N words were edited out, I can see why they had to take it off...it woulnt had been funny but extremely racist, its funny how towards the end the white guy started acting all "black"
Comment Icon At 11/10/13, 2:43 PM, kylebake said...
Take away from it what you will. Be bitter that its racist or laugh because its funny. Maybe people need to lighten up and learn to laugh at themselves and take a joke for what it is, a joke.
Comment Icon At 11/11/13, 5:27 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Wow I'm speechless don't know what to say
Comment Icon At 7/7/16, 11:05 AM, dahlface2u said...
This is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy OUT OF LINE !
Comment Icon At 7/13/16, 1:49 PM, Christ4life97 said...
Do you want to be the Godfather? OMG....HILARIOUS
Comment Icon At 8/24/16, 7:12 AM, Madmark12 said...
I'm black an this is funny as hell
Comment Icon At 10/19/16, 5:30 PM, Gokdie213 said...
I'm a black female and it's funny as hell to me!
Comment Icon At 11/5/16, 2:01 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I laughed til I cried... OMG! Typical response.
Comment Icon At 1/10/17, 4:41 PM, Mocalata79 said...
I'm black & I thought it was funny as s*** cause I was like who n they right mind wld actually believe dis guy & actually stay on d phone listening to this on a Sunday I wldve known it was a prank off d bat & just played along wit it classic"...
Comment Icon At 4/6/17, 2:41 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Omg you guys are so ridiculous for those who are saying this is racist this is freaking nephew tommy from the Steve Harvey show...it's a prank geez...get y'all panties out your butts!
Comment Icon At 5/4/17, 3:50 PM, Chinatuc_29 said...
LMAO!!!!
Comment Icon At 5/11/17, 3:43 PM, KMOShady said...
Damn people are gullible idiots. That was funny as hell. On the phone for damn near 7 minutes and doesn't hang up the phone.....
Comment Icon At 5/26/17, 9:08 AM, Valerie777 said...
I am mixed with 7 different nationalities & I was CTFU!!!! This was hilarious!!! Did not find anything racist at all.... People need to grow up....
Comment Icon At 11/10/17, 10:21 AM, *Anonymous* said...
What's sad to me is that you idiots feel the need to comment on every damn greeting you listen to. Do you idiots feel like you're famous because you posted something on the internet? I'd be willing to bet 98% of you morons only have access to the internet on your cell phones.
Comment Icon At 6/23/18, 6:29 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Hypocrite! Lmao!
Comment Icon At 1/11/19, 1:32 PM, Rocwell1229 said...
"Dont you say that again" i may have popped a ball laughing so hard! One of the best EVERRR!
Comment Icon At 3/12/19, 1:16 PM, TishTish1975 said...
Love this, Love Steve Harvey, but way too long for a greeting so had to give it 1 star.

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