Free voicemail greetings
bill collector EXT. version leave me alone
leave this message for you bill collector to get them off your back (PLEASE LEAVE COMMENT GOOD OR BAD) !!!!!!!!
Hey, hey, hey. They're collected. I know you're just doing your job. Don't mean to disrespect you, but we've been going through this thing since way back. I told you when I get the dough, I would pay back, but I got problems, baby. Yeah. I got bigger problems, baby. Yeah. So why you're talking about the money that I owed? Like, as if I didn't know, man. It don't mean in me, because right now I got my little boy crying and my grandmother dying. Could you please stop ******* with me? Listen here, I ain't looking for no tears, but my brother got a year and my Mama keep smoking that ****. On top of that, I'm broke. Please put that in your notes for the next one to call me up talking that ****. Anymore. Feel like? Please just leave me. Please. Farm Rd. Maybe. Me?
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37 comments
Bad ass and funny
thanks bobby j
too funny!! Love it!!
HAHA! i love it
This is the shit
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Love it.
Too funny
hell yea... just what i needed
That's cute lol
i love this i mean love it.. please make a clean version... its the best bill collector message i have ever heard.. you rock!!
Absolutely love it!
Awesome!!
Awesome... I got big problems Beu!!!!
Awesome... I got big problems Beu!!!!
Hahahahahahaha!!!
f**king sick! Love it
Awesome!!!
I would totally use this if it were a clean version.
its clean and funny def usable
I like
Love it!
This rocks!!!
This is great!! Lol
Luv it! But it's too long, don't want bill collectors on the line that long runnin the bill up...
Can't use it, not my style with all the cussing!
Can't use it, not my style with all the cussing!
Love it!!!!
I like but clean it up to sound professional
Love it.
Would use if it wasn't R rated. Otherwise good.
Love it...still loln
Luv it!
Pretty good. Wish I had the guts to use it lol!
Awesome, one w/o swearing cool too but I'm still gonna give it a go. Great job!
This is by far the best bill collector message ive heard but I would really much prefer a version without the cussing... that would make it perfect!
Awesome! The cussing in it is great...I mean, it's exactly what I want to say to those people...so why edit it? Hell, I'm still laughing...I'd like to use this for some of my own friends I owe money to also lol.
Excellent!!! Perfect for those annoying debt vultures.