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Missus? Bill Collector, I know you're just doing your job. I don't mean to disrespect you, but we've been going through this thing since way back. I told you, when I get the dough, I would pay back. But I got problems, baby. Yeah. I got bigger problems, baby. Yeah. So why you're talking about the money that I owe? Like, as if I didn't know, man, it don't mean in me, because right now I got my little boy crying and my grandmother dying. Could you please stop ******* with me? Listen here, I ain't looking for no tears, but my brother got a year and my momma keep smoking that ****. On top of that, I'm broke. Please put that in your notes for the next one to call me up talking that ****.