Free voicemail greetings

I'm awesome. No, you're not. Dude, don't lie. I'm awesome. I'm driving around in my mom drive. I'm awesome. Quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online. Mother, I'm awesome. I will run away from abroad. I'm awesome. No voicemail, nobody call you can't afford to buy and not talk to myself on my Facebook. You are my pants. Sag low, even though that went out of style like 10 years ago. Got the swagger of a cripple I got little by.