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Good day. Thanks for calling the space shuttle. As the Special Canadian guest on board, I would like to thank the Americans for letting me find out what like space travels all boot. OK, Earth looks real beauty. I can see the CN Tower and everything. Anyway, got special tests to do real scientific stuff like finding out if the can of the space arm is precise enough to like twist off beer cap and like see how fast it takes back baking to fry when we re-enter the atmosphere. Oh jeez, gotta go away, leave a message.