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Mitch Hedberg Stand-Up
Yeah, Bob myself, a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say I'm hungry, so it died. I get a cold, so I hate to say it Minnesota, but in a cold sore I put comics on it because comics are supposed to alleviate cold sores. I don't know if it does help, but it will make them shiny and more noticeable. It's like cold sore highlighter. Maybe they could come up with an arrow that heals closer. I ******* hate arrows, man. They're trying to tell me which direction to go. It's like, **** you, I ain't going that way. Lying with 2/3 of a triangle on the end. Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck. A arrow killed you. They would never solve the crime. Look at that guy. Let's go that way. I like. I like to hold the microphone cord like this. I pinch it together, then I'll let it go. Then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. I tried to walk into target but I missed. I think the answer to target is that people splattered all around. Then when I finally walked in the guys, can I help you? Just p...
At 5/22/08 07:27 AM, Grumpster said...
Funny, but too long for a greeting.
At 8/23/08 11:15 PM, gorealestate said...
This aint no greeting?!?! Who the hell want's to listen to this crap!
At 2/8/09 05:34 PM, Anonymous said...
Awesome! Thanks, man. Love the Hedberg.