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Hello, you've reached Arnold Pizza shop. I'm not here now. And about killing pepperoni, if you want to reach me, if you want the pizza, I don't care because I'm not here. Can't you realize that, idiot? But if you need the peace sometime during the next few days, I can have it delivered to you. Or maybe I would stable it to you. I don't care what you want on it. Every piece comes with pepperoni and with 9 millimeter bullets on it. I don't like it. I don't care because you will see one anyhow. The only difference is maybe the 9 millimeter bullet will be in a gun, or maybe they'll be on your pizza. If you don't **** around. I'll give you good pizza if you do, **** around and take a pepperoni and punch it through your head. So if you want mushroom, shut up. If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway? Shut up with the broccoli. That's crazy. Like a pineapple. I kill you if you like pepperoni and bullets and you come to the right place, but not you're an idiot. You deserve to die. No name number, ser...