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Hello, you've reached Arnold Pizza shop. I'm not here now. And about killing pepperoni, if you want to reach me, if you want the pizza, I don't care because I'm not here. Can't you realize that, idiot? But if you need the peace sometime during the next few days, I can have it delivered to you. Or maybe I would stable it to you. I don't care what you want on it. Every piece comes with pepperoni and with 9 millimeter bullets on it. I don't like it. I don't care because you will see one anyhow. The only difference is maybe the 9 millimeter bullet will be in a gun, or maybe they'll be on your pizza. If you don't **** around. I'll give you good pizza if you do, **** around and take a pepperoni and punch it through your head. So if you want mushroom, shut up. If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway? Shut up with the broccoli. That's crazy. Like a pineapple. I kill you if you like pepperoni and bullets and you come to the right place, but not you're an idiot. You deserve to die. No name number, ser...
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At 12/5/09 04:12 PM, Dragonstar28 said...

the kid in the back round LOLing killls it

At 12/7/09 12:44 PM, lilililililililiililililililililil said...

fucking fag in the backround

At 12/17/09 06:11 PM, playfulpup said...

It would have been way better without all the backround stuff

At 1/3/10 09:59 PM, Bull said...

Agreed, would be great but for the laughing dork. Although a little long.

At 1/26/10 06:17 PM, jwmart81 said...

Good, but again ....The guy in the back is killing the whole effect

At 9/3/11 03:21 PM, Hangtenboy said...

I heard this in 2000. Same sound file. unfortunately the only one out there in existence seems to be this one, the original

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