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arnold's pizza shop

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Hello everybody, it's Arnold. I'm not here now, and I was killing pepperoni. If you want to reach me, if you want the pizza, I don't care because I'm not here. Can't you realize that, idiot? But if you need the peace sometime during the next few days, I can have it delivered to you. Or maybe I would stable it to you. I don't care what you want on it. Everything comes with pepperoni and with 9 millimeter bullets on it. People like I don't care because you receive one anyhow. The only difference is maybe the 9 millimeter bullets will be done, or maybe they'll be on your pizza if you don't round. I give you good pizza if you do, go around and take a pepperoni and punch it through your head. So if you want mushrooms, shut off. If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli and way up with the broccoli? Crazy like a pineapple. Kill you if you like pepperoni and you come to the right place. It's not. You're an idiot, you guy. The main number. How tall you are? Able to end thesis and I'll, I'll come over. Maybe ...
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At 8/2/09 01:57 PM, Anonymous said...

funny but the laughing in the background ruins it a bit.

At 5/25/13 05:16 PM, babysuka said...

Hahahah now I have to go pee

At 6/14/14 02:34 PM, Memphissilk said...

Laughing In the background ruined it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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