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Annoy the Telemarketer

Thank you for your call, this is an automated phone answering message, the person that you are trying to reach is unavailable...
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Thank you for your call. This is an automated telephone answering machine message. The person you are trying to reach is not here at the sound of the beeping tone please speak clearly and leave your message. The person you are calling will get back to you as soon as the tone begins and then you will be free to record what the other telephone message you care(?) to record on the telephone leave your name number measurements and body fat index so that the person you are calling can correctly ascertain your identity at the end of your message press 147205 and then hit the pound sign then star 321-7806. Prepare your sales(?) for the tone which is about to begin presently. Once you have recorded your message. You may hang up the phone the beeping message tone will now sound immediately prepare to leave you a message in 10 987654321. Hello.
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6 comments
At 12/23/15 05:49 PM, christchild1976 said...

ROTF LMBO

At 4/5/18 06:32 PM, AmplifierSubjects said...

This is absolutely HILARIOUS! I peed my pants listening to this one.....

At 2/16/19 01:32 AM, BowieGirl said...

I have not laughed this hard in so long!!!-

At 1/11/20 02:44 PM, Jazzie324 said...

Yessssss

At 8/3/21 10:59 AM, Cfrey81 said...

So it definitely doesn't slow them down tho. I started getting calls the other day as apparently I did something and now I'm getting mortgage lenders and health insurance People wanting to talk about options and give me quotes. I started adding all theses numbers to one contact and assigned it this message lol. Bsadly tho most of the telemarketers' calls are started with a bot so a lot of the time they don't get to hear it. But still..... It's great. I'm about to switch them to the 5 min long dear hip-hop msg

At 11/26/21 01:03 PM, NinoMalo said...

Lives up to it's reputation. Annoying as it can be. Great!!!!

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