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Your messaging performance is crap. Simon Cowell from Fox Television phenomenon American Idol
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Hi this is Simon to be honest that last message you left was the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. It sounded like a cats being strangle by gorilla. I've made more unpleasant noises on the toilet. I just don't think you have what it takes to leave an adequate voicemail to prove me wrong.
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10 comments
At 7/5/08 03:26 PM, finzup said...

Doesn't sound like Simon at all.

At 7/29/08 04:26 PM, Anonymous said...

thats a fuckin fake simon!!!!!!! simon is fuckin brittish!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 9/19/08 06:50 PM, Anonymous said...

What the fuck is this shit? Sounds like shit

At 2/17/09 06:35 AM, miss305 said...

this is NOT simon

At 7/8/09 06:54 PM, ELGranGeneral said...

ha ha,, this is funny

At 8/28/09 01:13 PM, Samo said...

idiot

At 11/15/09 01:08 PM, Anonymous said...

Doesn't even sound like Simon AT ALL... lame!

At 11/28/09 05:10 PM, 1C9C9N8 said...

Lol...

At 9/22/11 09:22 PM, Cdinwiddie4 said...

Idiot

At 11/25/12 11:55 AM, Anonymous said...

That is Simon Cowell. I was there when he recorded this on his own voicemail

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