Free voicemail greetings
Parody on a Mortgage Bank Answering Message
Thank you for calling American back your money is important to us. If you're behind in your payment and would like to give us all your cash. Please press one if you'd like a loan modification that won't help you please press two. If you're delusional I think we actually might help you. Please press three. And if you'd like to speak to someone in India who says her name is Janet and then ask you like up here please press four and finally if you'd like to be put on hold for an indefinite amount of time. Please press zero.
At 11/26/22 06:44 PM, shortstack0401 said...