Free voicemail greetings

Hi this is Matt huber(?) from alkaline(?) Trio. Your friend can come to the phone right now. Maybe they're busy doing something useful with their time like spreading the word about how the meat and dairy industries are killing and torturing millions of animals each year destroying the environment and then lying to you about it. You can help stop this by going vegetarian and find out [email protected]. Oh yeah and leave a message after the tone.