Alexandra's Top Pick (very funny)

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Hello please note that at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons at an object you can actually see images of the atoms, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe.... If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in this call.
Added: 4/6/09
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Comments On This Greeting ( 6 )
Comment Icon At 4/6/09, 11:54 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This is by far the best dichmail yet!
Comment Icon At 4/12/09, 3:09 PM, scottmolson said...
Long but very funny. Thanks
Comment Icon At 4/12/09, 4:59 PM, *Anonymous* said...
this sucks... way to long
Comment Icon At 5/5/09, 8:34 PM, fahad said...
Funny!!!
Comment Icon At 8/19/09, 5:27 PM, crystal14850 said...
I live right next to cornell lol
Comment Icon At 1/5/10, 2:48 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Little faster perhaps would be great but great stuff!

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