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Alexandra's Top Pick (very funny)

Hello please note that at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons at an object you can actually see images of the atoms, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe.... If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in this call.
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At 4/6/09 04:54 PM, Anonymous said...

This is by far the best dichmail yet!

At 4/12/09 08:09 AM, scottmolson said...

Long but very funny. Thanks

At 4/12/09 09:59 AM, Anonymous said...

this sucks... way to long

At 5/5/09 01:34 PM, fahad said...

Funny!!!

At 8/19/09 10:27 AM, crystal14850 said...

I live right next to cornell lol

At 1/4/10 06:48 PM, Anonymous said...

Little faster perhaps would be great but great stuff!

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