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976-CORN (Rub my smelly, gnarled toes)
Fake message for 976-CORN. This is an ad for a fake hotline to rub a woman's disgusting feet. It sounds like a 900 number and is perfect for ditchmail! This is from the game You Don't Know Jack. I'm not sure if I would dare use this for anyone I didn't want to gross out.
Hi, it's me, Tammy. And this time I have something really special for you. That's right, a throbbing, aching, oozing bunion. Not to mention painful corns. Bing grown toenail. Uh, do my feet stink? You like that, don't you? Don't you wish you could massage my tender, swollen feet right now? Don't you wish you could suck on my rough and gnarled toes? You can just dial 976 corn, but please do it now. There's some fungus with your name on it. Call me.
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1 comment
Awesome! Music could be a lower for quicker registration of content