Mental Health Hotline

Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline... press 1 if you are crazy and then some... a little long but funny!
Added: 6/21/07
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Comments On This Greeting ( 133 )
At 9/10/16 7:15 PM, Itsokifurnuts said...
That's a good one! Nothing wrong with a little crazy
At 4/19/16 10:32 AM, trinity4200 said...
@Irishvixen, and @upstander, come on! This is a classic! One of my all time favourites! And if you don't like it, fine - everyone is entitled to their own opinion. But instead of putting more negativity into the world, perhaps your time would be better spent writing reviews on things you actually DO enjoy. The world is bad enough as it is. Why add to the disparity with unnecessary and unhelpful reviews like yours. Everyone has the right to their opinion. That does not mean, however, that one should always choose to voice it. Ask yourself this next time you feel like writing a bad review , "Is this helpful?" If your comment or review serves no purpose other than to express how much you hated it, or how 'dumb' people are for liking it, then I would recommend that you save the 4-5 minutes it would have taken you to share your unhelpful thoughts, and do, or see, or listen to something you actually DO like. Wouldn't it be nice to not see hatred and negativity everywhere we looked? Make the world a better place, a kinder place, one post at a time.
At 4/7/16 7:08 AM, Irishvixen said...
Wow..this has been around since the dark ages. They can't come up with anything new and more funny? Sad
At 3/1/15 3:09 PM, dejavu66 said...
Lmao the beast one
At 12/31/14 9:20 AM, upstander said...
Looks like a lot of nutters actually listened to this and applied it to their phones. What a bunch of losers
At 7/16/14 7:12 PM, RUNTHOG said...
I love it & it throws ALL OF MY CALLER'S FOR A LOOP! THEY THINK THEY HAVE A WRONG # OR THAT MY # HAS BEEN CHANGED! I CAN SEE ALL OF MY "HANG UP CALLER'S" & I CALL THEM BACK, WELL, NOT EVERYONE LOL LOL BUT, THIS IS SUCH A REALLY FUNNY ONE! I HAVE A LOT OF FUN USING THIS OUTGOING MESSAGE! IT'S AWESOME! :)
At 5/13/14 9:29 AM, Deoblow said...
Mental health hotline to work now
At 5/13/14 9:27 AM, Deoblow said...
Mental health hot line
At 3/7/14 7:36 PM, MRRodzilla said...
" This Greeting is great! Thanks! Good Job "
At 3/5/14 6:12 PM, MRRodzilla said...
" Top Greeting That best! "
At 3/3/14 5:32 PM, MRRodzilla said...
Good.Job in that greetings ok
At 2/27/14 3:14 AM, Bobbylo said...
Great i enjoyed listening to the recording and im going to download it so my friends can get a free laugh from me.
At 10/6/13 5:38 PM, Toolmaster said...
I fell out of my chair laughing, roflol
At 9/28/13 7:21 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Love it
At 9/13/13 7:39 PM, suzieq4999033 said...
Love it. So funny.
At 9/9/13 7:42 PM, Xoebla said...
who cares?
At 8/18/13 8:03 PM, BlackCatCoven said...
Dubstuff, Dyslexia isn't reading things backwards, it's having a hard time distinguishing the difference between numbers and letters that look alike. like 6's and 9's, or q's and p's, or d's and b's. Yes it occasionally makes them read things backwards but it usually just scrambles the letters.
At 7/3/13 4:52 PM, lmmd223 said...
Dubstuff are u for real? 69 69 69 Is hilarious for dyslexia. No one is uptight here but u. A dyslexic would have a hard time distinguishing between a 6 and a 9. Umm, duh.
At 6/23/13 5:17 AM, dubstuff said...
Ok. Why in the world would the numbers to press for dyslexic be '696969'? Makes no sense. In the REAL version of this its for nymphos. Dyslexia means you dear sdrawkcab, read backwards for the slow people out there. Did the person who recorded this really not know what dyslexia is? Or are they so embarrassed by sexual things that they cant say nympho? Massive fail.
At 6/6/13 11:20 AM, Littlered4457 said...
Omg great
At 5/15/13 11:15 AM, *Anonymous* said...
you know mental health professionals listen to this and laugh.
At 4/27/13 7:32 AM, Bigsexxxxie said...
Too funny..I love it..LOL
At 4/27/13 12:09 AM, Sulli944 said...
This is not me or wait is it??
At 2/20/13 6:12 PM, eyesfree said...
Love it. I know a few of my family members who could have this tone assigned to them
At 2/19/13 3:59 AM, ShanJ said...
Pretty cool
At 1/23/13 7:49 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Mohamed majeed
At 1/3/13 6:20 AM, chellz said...
This is wayyyyyyy to funny I luv it
At 12/22/12 11:47 PM, Mrs_ShuttaBugg said...
Lmao....if someone holds on, they deserve it
At 11/26/12 8:41 PM, Murphy said...
I love this. I have soooo many contacts l am going to use this on.
At 11/3/12 3:12 PM, pussycatgrl1 said...
Luv this but don't think too many people will have the patients to listen to the whole message! Well at least if they already heard it! Anyway I absolutely think this is histerical!!!
At 10/13/12 5:33 PM, sunya said...
hahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!
At 6/6/12 6:03 PM, llasdrib said...
That's f'n hilarious!!
At 5/22/12 6:07 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This is ridiculously funny!
At 4/26/12 5:47 PM, cutie123 said...
woooooooooww.... funny.
At 4/10/12 7:27 AM, funcruz said...
This is good I love it my friends will get a kick out of it
At 4/1/12 1:29 AM, Reaper72 said...
I Love it and have to set it for just a few of my friends. LMAOROTF
At 3/18/12 4:50 AM, pureelegance said...
Love it...just awesome
At 2/24/12 1:49 PM, youdroid said...
I like it!
At 12/18/11 3:34 AM, Xkutax said...
I love this greeting. I do not get as many voice mails anymore from unwanted people. Woohoo.
At 11/7/11 8:29 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Awesome. Makes my day
At 10/28/11 6:14 PM, halfnaked said...
THIS IS SO FUNNY NUMBER 1 FOR PHONES
At 10/26/11 3:25 AM, Superteller said...
Funnnnny, bit a wee bit too long!
At 9/22/11 9:11 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Perfect!! So funny, very dry. I love it!
At 9/18/11 7:12 PM, tizoc said...
To long i feel sorry for the listener
At 9/11/11 12:39 PM, Rellow85 said...
Lmao! I fell out lol at this one. !
At 9/10/11 2:35 PM, BigCajun76 said...
Laughed so much my balls hurt!!
At 9/10/11 2:05 PM, BigCajun76 said...
Laughed so much my balls hurt!!
At 8/22/11 1:13 AM, DocRon said...
KEWL!
At 8/19/11 1:29 AM, Gummy said...
Cool!
At 8/13/11 8:58 AM, DominicanitaNT said...
lol!!
At 7/28/11 8:23 AM, cupcake27 said...
verry funny
At 7/7/11 12:03 PM, Ghettolectual said...
Damn I can only have 30 sec greetings on my phone.
At 7/4/11 5:24 PM, bravosfanatic84 said...
Literally had me laughing out loud! Setting it as my default.
At 7/3/11 6:55 PM, Mr_Howzat said...
AND IT'S HOWZAT!
At 6/28/11 8:12 AM, JonnyCage said...
Stellar! Thanks
At 3/25/11 1:13 PM, *Anonymous* said...
now this shi is very funny!!
At 3/23/11 8:40 AM, SimplyDiva said...
Great one I love it
At 3/23/11 8:39 AM, SimplyDiva said...
This is one of the best I have heard, being that I work in the mental field many days this is how you feel..lol
At 3/23/11 8:39 AM, SimplyDiva said...
This is one of the best I have heard, being that I work in the mental field many days this is how you feel..lol
At 3/1/11 2:21 AM, girlphil said...
I found this to be most enjoyable, man what a riot (smile)
At 2/21/11 10:06 AM, GOLD said...
I accidently rated it. I bought it cause I thought it was awesome. but I accidently rated it a 1 but my computer froze and I did'nt get to finish selecting the stars.
At 2/16/11 6:16 AM, cazualj said...
ha hga lmao this is the best
At 2/5/11 6:59 AM, Aish said...
This is the best! Love love love it! A bit long but its so funny the length is not a problem. LMAO
At 1/24/11 9:22 AM, Maire said...
Excellent! I'm setting this for everyone!
At 9/20/10 5:53 PM, laughloveknit said...
ha love this one! Have it set for my best friend because she thinks it's hilarious and will call just to hear it.
At 8/19/10 2:41 PM, StillCheeky said...
My friend is gonna love this! LMAO
At 8/2/10 6:54 PM, uruguayo said...
jajajaja i think i might use this one :P
At 7/7/10 4:13 PM, heyyo said...
i don't get it it dum
At 6/15/10 9:51 PM, texter05 said...
Exactly what I need for certain people in my life. Thank you!!
At 5/22/10 9:13 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Perfect.
At 5/3/10 7:26 PM, PhotoshopUzr said...
this is hilarious, love it the best
At 3/25/10 3:59 PM, leet13 said...
PERFECT!!!!! LOVE IT!
At 2/21/10 12:34 PM, sslava said...
I know the perfect person for this greeting! LMAO!!!!
At 2/10/10 10:21 AM, kpilk said...
that is just priceless!
At 1/20/10 8:23 PM, wednesday said...
this is soooooooooo funnnnnnnny!!!!!!!!!
At 1/19/10 7:26 AM, warzs1 said...
THAT IS f**K*NG GREAT!
At 12/14/09 7:24 PM, Makai said...
This would be great if it didn't force someone to wait for 40 something seconds... Great to use on someone you don't really like at all. Or possibly hate...
At 11/28/09 5:52 PM, stephanied said...
SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
At 11/6/09 7:44 AM, *Anonymous* said...
great, all my contacts are at least one of these...................
At 11/4/09 5:58 PM, ipomega said...
I am laughing my Azz off
At 10/21/09 7:05 PM, iphone_man said...
this is soooooooooo funny!!
At 9/16/09 10:42 PM, Dane said...
Toooo Funny!!!
At 9/10/09 12:23 PM, mecca6801 said...
made my eyes water!!! lmao
At 9/6/09 9:13 AM, Scorpio44 said...
this one is funny and cool thanks i needed that laugh
At 8/15/09 2:41 PM, osu1 said...
i love it
At 8/11/09 8:18 PM, nathank said...
I love this! I wish there were more like it.
At 8/4/09 7:23 PM, Neds said...
funny but long. I love it
At 7/14/09 5:22 PM, misshell said...
STUPENDOUS, I LOVE, LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS ONE
At 7/9/09 5:21 PM, niknac said...
Oh my word! I can't stop giggling. My therapist is almost always amused by my VM greetings, but she is really going to love this one! Thank-you so much.
At 7/7/09 9:04 PM, Lionel said...
I use this on my fathers number, and he always gets a kick out of it. He'll call and tell me to hang up so his buddies can listen, i have a bunch of saved voice mails of him and others laughing at it. Makes his day, thanks!
At 7/7/09 8:55 PM, Lionel said...
I use this on my fathers number, and he always gets a kick out of it. He'll call and tell me to hang up so his buddies can listen, i have a bunch of saved voice mails of him and others laughing at it. Makes his day, thanks!
At 6/18/09 3:00 PM, ILANIT said...
EXCELLENT 5 STARS!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!
At 6/6/09 11:19 AM, GrannySuze said...
lol This isn't a good one for people who annoy you. They will keep calling back to listen to it again. They will have their friends call you to listen to it. If THEY annoy you, their friends will probably annoy you even more. It's a great message. People will probably start calling in the middle of the night hoping you don't answer the phone so they can hear it again and again. lol I love this one!
At 5/28/09 12:33 PM, Maum said...
What if I fall under all catagories? God, I love it.
At 5/24/09 11:55 AM, YourMom said...
lmfao.
At 5/12/09 2:26 PM, *Anonymous* said...
AWESOME!!!! AWESOME!! 5 STARS!!
At 5/4/09 9:34 PM, MissMickey85 said...
omg....this is freaking hilarious...
At 4/23/09 8:47 PM, hosey420 said...
this is fucking awesome,
At 3/29/09 7:21 PM, JonPrivate said...
Check out the messages from jonprivate
At 3/24/09 8:21 PM, Leeston said...
great!
At 3/24/09 2:56 PM, Crazylady said...
i love this and set it ofr some one i know will love it!!! Like me
At 3/17/09 9:02 PM, *Anonymous* said...
exxxxelent
At 2/25/09 11:54 AM, MommaJewlz said...
I love it...he sounds so serious....ROFLMBO!
At 1/11/09 9:25 PM, *Anonymous* said...
my brother put this one as mine i lol every time
At 12/22/08 11:15 PM, Bluewolf said...
This is a duplicate of id 2172
At 12/22/08 11:13 PM, Bluewolf said...
This is a classic!
At 12/2/08 7:53 AM, lenny said...
Great but very long for a greating.
At 11/20/08 10:24 PM, anonamouse said...
What a riot!!! Excellent!!!
At 11/17/08 2:00 PM, ferrari1974 said...
too damn perfect!!! 6969696969696969696
At 11/12/08 5:51 PM, DGlamourest1 said...
This is very funny and long. However, I think that I might try it. Because it is so long, people who annoy you will probably get annoyed by it and hang up. Hopefully, anyway.
At 10/30/08 12:12 PM, Mitsuman said...
this is awesome!
At 10/30/08 12:05 PM, Mitsuman said...
this is awesome!
At 10/11/08 8:21 PM, Babe said...
o.m.g. this is soooo funny. wow
At 7/15/08 10:07 AM, argi27 said...
crazy funny.lol
At 7/12/08 7:24 AM, 4everb0nd said...
It's long but it is funny XD
At 6/27/08 5:07 PM, hahadummies said...
yeah its wayy to fuckin long
At 6/15/08 6:31 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I love it!!!! LOL LOL
At 6/5/08 10:28 AM, t001z said...
awesome, simply awesome
At 5/5/08 1:54 PM, ahahh said...
i love it halarilous
At 4/17/08 4:13 PM, keminer said...
thats great! a little long though
At 4/5/08 12:45 PM, SoDoWarts said...
great but too long
At 4/4/08 3:22 PM, rjlutz1 said...
that one was great
At 2/13/08 12:17 PM, NNNicole said...
I have a friend who is a social worker, I think I will attach this one to here number
At 2/5/08 3:55 PM, Termanader said...
BEST ONE in my opinion that is.
At 1/27/08 12:59 PM, rinkus said...
theres a number and extension you can call to hear the same thing, but i dont remember it
At 1/12/08 6:19 AM, thewizard said...
Funny but too long
At 12/9/07 8:50 PM, k4nch1 said...
huahaha.. SO freakin funny. :D
At 10/25/07 1:59 PM, KARNZUMAA said...
I LOVE IT!
At 10/6/07 10:01 AM, Basierre said...
Classic!
At 9/28/07 1:37 PM, badboy said...
this is great
At 8/22/07 7:22 AM, Og_Baltimore said...
hilarilous
At 8/22/07 3:08 AM, Bluewolf said...
A classic :-) http://www.ahajokes.com/p016.html
At 8/2/07 5:07 PM, DougC said...
funny

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