Fingers You Used Are Too Fat

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat, to obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now. From the greatest FOX TV show ever, The Simpsons.
Added: 5/10/07
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Tags: simpsons funny error fat simpson homer
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Comments On This Greeting ( 20 )
At 8/15/16 11:49 PM, ta2less said...
so perfect for my creepy horn dog landlord who thinks he's so hot and tried to say he can't use the phone easily because of THESE ( waving his hand all up in my face like I was gonna fall to me knees with desire haha lol I can't stand jerks like him so instead of feeding his ego I gave him a cheap stylus and told him that should solve his problem lol. This is gonna be the best retort ever .The gloves ARE OFF (it was a pun , and now I can't wait till he calls again to get this. . thank you roflmfao
At 3/14/14 3:08 PM, Tia1a said...
Totally hilarious!!! Lmbo!!!
At 3/12/13 9:27 PM, YanksOnTop said...
OMFG!!!!!! That is perfect for my man hand sister in law!!!!!!!!!!
At 8/10/12 6:04 PM, ectasy said...
Lmmfao this here is funny
At 6/23/12 2:16 AM, GruffDan said...
Love it
At 11/26/11 12:17 AM, carooten said...
LMFAO!!!! a simple classic!!!!!
At 10/31/11 8:42 PM, TecNice said...
hahahahahahahahaha!
At 8/13/11 9:18 AM, DominicanitaNT said...
lmao!
At 7/3/11 11:40 AM, Mr_Howzat said...
LOL! That was in 1995, when Homer Simpson is trying his best to increase his weight to 300 lbs in order to have him as handicapped, so he won't go to the power plant any longer. And this is what he heard when he tries to contact the power plant that a meltdown is currently underway due to computer error
At 7/2/11 8:53 PM, *Anonymous* said...
LOL!
At 6/30/10 10:25 PM, myturbinisdirty said...
LOVE IT
At 6/27/09 12:23 PM, anonymo said...
This is great... very funny.
At 6/22/09 9:23 PM, GrandMasterB said...
Perfection!! I Love this!
At 5/12/09 2:50 PM, florence said...
WOW! FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY
At 4/15/09 7:57 AM, BigFill said...
WIN
At 12/31/08 6:40 PM, bentflyrod said...
so very hilarious.
At 7/12/08 2:26 AM, 4everb0nd said...
LMFAO WOW THATS KINDA FUCKED UP BUT IT'S PERFECT FOR MY EX xD
At 6/1/08 2:27 PM, SiNJiN said...
LOL!!! Awesome!!!
At 1/17/08 3:21 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Yes it was. It's badass nonetheless.
At 7/17/07 8:15 AM, Elvis said...
Bahhh -- that was from a Simpson's episode, wasn't it?

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