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So, Are you ready to make a commitment to your body? Please, I'm all about committing to my body. I'll drive to Vermont and have a commitment ceremony to my body if you want. As a weird thing to say, the 100 pushups. Alright, cool. How you want me to do 100? Well, I thought that was a figure of speech. 100 push-ups. Like, do a bazillion push-ups. You can do 100. Looks like there's a little ***** in my gym. Being a little ***** in my gym. Together for it and give me 100 not to yell at me.