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Brian Posehn Greeting
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Brian Posehn courtesy of Q101
Chicago Blackhawks Ice Crew Greeting
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Jenna, Jenny and Erica from the Chicago Blackhawks Ice Crew with a per...
Clairissa - chillin with my girl here
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"...and if you're a dude, tell us how much federal you have in yo...
Clairissa - hey fool, make it positive
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"leave a message... i don't want to hear that booty crack corn or...
Dan Donegan from Disturbed
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Dan Donegan from the band Disturbed.
Electra - ignoring your call
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especially when watching the food network... that Alton Brown is a dre...
Electra - leave a message
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...would love it if you left a message...
Electra - playing last letter game
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...person you're calling is STILL playing the last letter game!
Jim Lynam
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...leave your height, weight and cup size...
Jim Lynam - licks to a tootsy roll
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I don't know! Ask your mother! ;-)
Jim Lynam Greeeting
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Jim's mad man greeting. Chicago's Q101
Ryan & Kevin Manno with M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold. 1 of 2
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"...Your friend can't come to the phone right now..he's being f**...
Sherman - got bad news re minivan
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leave a message on how sorry you are for giving up your man car
Sherman - call ya back in two days
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your buddy saw your caller ID and will call you back in about 2 days. ...
Ryan & Kevin Manno with M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold. 2 of 2
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"your friend can't answer the phone..."
Alan Cox - gross and disgusting
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...off doing something gross and disgusting...
Clairissa - about to break headboards!
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...posted up in the California King with your boy here, sippin on Ron ...
Kevin Manno stole this phone
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...don't leave a message
Alan Cox and Jim Lynam
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...got busted on north ave picking up prostitutes... you looked good i...
Clairissa - honey dipped in butter sauce
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...girl plays a busy cupcake...
Clairissa - straight pimpin and knuckle dippin
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"go ahead and , understand?"
Kevin Manno - explosive diarrhea
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person [really] can't come to the phone...
Kevin Manno - your buddy's voicemail
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leave a message at the next beep... next beep... next beep...
Kevin Manno ...sings... ?
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...person will call you back... if they don't it's probably because th...
James from Finger Eleven Greeting
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James answers your phone. Thanks to our friends at Q101
Sam from Chevelle
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from our friends at Q101
Your Vato can't come to the phone...
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if this is a cholla, leave your number! we can pretend we're riding t...
Your cholla can't come to the phone
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because we're tattooing a teardrop under her eye...
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