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Louis Ashamallah - Outsource..


Louis Ashamallah - Outsourced Voicemail

Louis does a hilarious impersonation of an Indian operator providing the voicemail greeting. Funny greeting by comedian Louis Ashamallah. Outsourced your voicemail to india? Well at least it should be cheaper...
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Added: 12/21/07
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Tags: comedy comedian outsource indian ashamallah louis
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Comments On This Greeting ( 40 )
At 7/23/10 6:56 AM, SonyCellGuy said...
ohmigosh this is hilarious. last night i was helping my dad with his tracphone & this is EXACTLY what i had to deal with. LOL
At 6/15/10 11:37 PM, texter05 said...
Hahahahaha!!! So great!! :D!
At 3/22/10 5:20 AM, BlackberryBoss said...
My job will be literally be outsourced very soon, so this message fits perfectly!!
At 3/5/10 7:46 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This is very funny! I love it!
At 2/26/10 4:41 AM, JOHNDOOGLES said...
This is great LMAO tech support courtesy of Microsoft and every other company now Voicemail LOL
At 2/23/10 9:30 PM, 5*Chick said...
Okay I have to say this is hilarious! I had to listen to it a couple of times!!!!!!!! LMAO A LOT of jobs in my company have been outsourced to India and the thought that a personal vm would be is just the last straw! I don't think this was made with any racial malice intended and is therefore deemed Ingeniously Funny!
At 2/1/10 5:25 PM, *Anonymous* said...
All I can say is Love it, Love it , Love it.
At 2/1/10 12:08 PM, FunnyGreetingFan said...
Looks like YouMail fixed whatever problem there was (it plays after I cleared my browser cache). This is a personal favorite of mine.
At 1/23/10 9:46 AM, LadybugJewel said...
Would love to hear this one - but keeps buffering.
At 1/20/10 2:29 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Keeps buffering. Any chance of fixing it?????
At 12/27/09 5:27 PM, KimPossible said...
A little note to all the people. Until the further notice, the leaving of comments has been outsourced to India. Please to check back later from 10 am to 2 pm Bombay standard time. Thank you and good morning.
At 11/10/09 9:08 AM, GranDude said...
Funny, my experience has shown those that ring the racist bell the loudest are the biggots.
At 11/4/09 8:20 AM, *Anonymous* said...
What a racist thing to have here, But again how many people of USA isn't!
At 11/4/09 8:19 AM, *Anonymous* said...
This
At 9/26/09 11:44 AM, AmorDePapel said...
I've been using this one for a while. I absolutely love it. I still get voicemails of people just laughing!
At 9/9/09 9:17 PM, *Anonymous* said...
MORE like this please
At 8/15/09 6:56 AM, Jsmiles said...
This VM is not racist...I have to agree with Rustican. No one is being made fun of, its more about outsourcing than anything else. If you find this offensive then I feel sad for you....
At 7/22/09 8:49 AM, VerbatimIT said...
IMHO intention is what's important here. A humorist can make racial or ethnic stereotypes and not have an intention of hurting others. BUT someone who intends to malign, hurt, or put down others can take in the jokes and use them harmfully. It's like a banana. Even it can be a weapon.
At 7/19/09 12:00 PM, Rustican said...
what stereotypes are portrayed here????? That IS their accent. Companies outsouce to India and that IS what it sounds like. Its not a racist joke about indians its a joke about outsourcing
At 7/11/09 1:53 AM, mongUCE said...
actually racist jokes are hilarious...except this one.
At 6/24/09 4:18 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Offensive? There are Indians that talk this way just like there are Chinese that talk a certain stereotypical way...shut up and get over it.
At 6/10/09 7:28 AM, AltimateOne said...
This is by far my all time favorite...
At 5/26/09 7:04 PM, Olecatfish said...
Too funny, the problem with this one is they keep calling back & telling me not to answer to they can let their friends listen
At 5/12/09 2:34 PM, *Anonymous* said...
YES THIS MIGHT BE RACIST, BUT WHO CARES!!! THERE ARE SO MANY JOKES ABOUT ALL TYPES OF RACES, I AM HISPANIC AND DONT TELL ME THERE ARE NOT JOKES FOR HISPANIC PEOPLE, COME ON!!! LOOSEN UP!!! I THINK IS IS REALLY F***ING FUNNY!!!
At 3/17/09 2:55 PM, challgren said...
The best is when a support rep from India calls and gets this message. The voicemail he left was the best.
At 2/25/09 10:58 AM, Bengaltiger said...
This is way too cool !!!
At 2/21/09 1:06 AM, rleejr said...
I love the posters that come in to stand up to this "alleged" stereotype vmail as anonymous
At 2/10/09 7:51 AM, jsnbailey said...
Oh get over it. Every race has their stereotypes and jokes, and almost everyone laughs at them. Get a sense of humor and deal.
At 1/23/09 11:05 AM, *Anonymous* said...
I have to agree with the anonymous post just below this one. Ethnic jokes really aren't funny, are they?
At 1/22/09 1:19 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Don't you think this greeting is a little bit racially insensitive and perpetuates racial steretypes? I'm Indian and find it offensive.
At 1/7/09 5:43 PM, cmorty72 said...
LOL!! Good one!
At 1/6/09 8:38 PM, rleejr said...
Good one.
At 12/22/08 11:05 PM, Bluewolf said...
Oh my God this is hysterical!!
At 11/30/08 10:15 AM, MysteryGirl said...
This is one of the most hysterical greetings I've ever heard. If you've ever called tech support or have friends that do, they'll be laughing when they leave you voicemail! This gets a 10!
At 11/16/08 6:32 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard!!
At 11/16/08 4:59 PM, Boomer said...
This is great....need more of these.....
At 9/17/08 10:30 AM, Natrone said...
After all of my IT department being outsourced for the most part, it's fitting to have on my company cell phone.
At 6/10/08 10:53 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Tom! LOLOL!!! This guy nails it right on the head!!! LOLOL!!!!
At 5/17/08 11:08 AM, Pastor Rob said...
This is hilarious ... who will not get a laugh out of this one???
At 12/25/07 11:39 PM, *Anonymous* said...
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