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A Pot Smokers Greeting
Very funny voicemail greeting for those of you who &quot;smoke the herb&quot;. Perfect any Harold and Kumar fans or Cheech and Chong fans.
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At 9/2/14 7:37 PM,
At 3/7/14 9:53 PM,
Good Job Thank u
At 9/6/13 12:01 AM,
Im just saying, this is funny to me its on my phone. What's funnier is the fact people actually take the time to say negative comments as if anyone cares. If you don't likr it get over it move on..bahahahah I'm saying put the SHUT to the UP.. I need a new number hahahahahaha
At 4/4/13 8:02 AM,
"Can't we all just get along"
At 8/21/12 9:57 PM,
haha funny but these comments are even funnier!!
At 7/19/12 12:34 AM,
I can judge all you no life stoners all I want since it is illegal you idiots since when is putting ANY type of smoke in your body healthy?
At 2/8/12 12:49 PM,
This shit sounds,like he's hitting crack....or sum gud ass weed lol
At 8/29/11 11:12 PM,
Lame not funny makes puffers look stupid and not all of us are.
At 6/27/11 11:28 AM,
This greeting is Horrible
At 3/15/11 9:05 PM,
I love weed.....
At 1/13/11 9:22 PM,
Stoners live stoners die pass the joint and lets get high
At 7/3/10 5:41 PM,
This one is perfect for my roomie as he has a medical mary jane card and tokes up alot. He loves this so I had to set it for him
At 3/26/10 2:03 PM,
yALL are seriously retarded stoners suck ok? my opinion get ovr it but ya kno what is really funny this comments all serious like lmao dude yall is some weird ass ppl get a sense of humor and go smoke some pot ya know calm down lmao seriously its fUNNY not hating ...DUMBASSES LMAO
At 3/19/10 2:57 PM,
AMEN to that!! 420 all day!!
At 1/23/10 2:42 PM,
omg! Reading these comments r funny! Sad there are so many haters though!! And for those w the corncob stuck up their ass fuck off!
At 1/21/10 2:21 PM,
You people are so gay lets judge ppl just because they wanna smoke some green.....think back stupids ur momma probly smoked the sh** too
At 1/19/10 8:49 AM,
its a lot better than the bunch of dumb ass long songs ppl think others want to listen to...I LIKE IT...thats all that matters to me :P
At 12/16/09 10:07 AM,
Oh man people are wierd. Who (other than us gentle stoners) would waste time posting a negative comment about this. America is funny, and it needs more pot in peoples heads instead of coffee and anti-depressants. GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE PEOPLE, its just for fun....
At 11/30/09 9:58 AM,
I loved it. Fuck off, if you don't like pot why the hell did you click on this anway...really. No one put a gun to your head & made you click on the link & litsten to it. So shut the hell up.
At 11/17/09 11:35 AM,
lol all you Baptists out there, ask your daddy when he inhaled. He'll lie just like he lies to the congregation every Sunday while he gets fucked up on Scotch later that day.
At 10/20/09 12:53 AM,
i got a few things to say to you haters, #1 you didn't have to like it just because someone put it on here #2 its from Cheech and Chong nice dreams i believe so of course most pot heads will like it that doesn't make them retards #3 threatening people online is like trying to bail water from a sinking boat POINTLESS and just makes you look STUPID #4 I bet even the people who make fun of this message have even lamer ones so let everyone enjoy their funny/lame messages in peace and get the hell over it
At 9/5/09 6:09 PM,
you guys are all retarded for thinking this is stupid. You obviously dont like weed so why the hell did you listen to this in the first place seeing how it says a pot smokers greeting. let us pot smokers have dumb pointless shit cause its funny to us. let us smoke our weed and listen to dumb stuff like this in peace!
At 8/14/09 3:23 PM,
well, i for one though it was ok lol
At 8/7/09 6:45 PM,
So funny! Sorry if YOU don't smoke pot OR have a sense of humor. :D
At 7/25/09 4:30 PM,
Meno11 wrote, Put that on your phone and let everyone know your a moron! Apparently he didn't realize everyone would know he's a moron because he doesn't know the difference between your and you're.
At 5/28/09 9:33 AM,
i never leave comments laying around like this but alot of you guys are really lame.get over it
At 5/16/09 9:51 AM,
THiiSX iiS SO LAME!!!
At 3/28/09 5:12 PM,
I think the comments here are way better than the recording. You people are such haters. Wow.
At 3/1/09 7:29 AM,
This was Really funny ...20 yrs ago.
At 2/23/09 7:55 PM,
you guys are all asses, do you all look down on people for things that you dont do? grow up. if you dont like it move on with your life and dont dwell on the fact that your even more retarted than this. do people tell you how to live your life?
At 2/20/09 5:58 PM,
IS A STUPID RING TINO TAKE OUT THE FOR THIS PAGE
At 2/11/09 11:49 AM,
fuckin stupid, dumbest shit ever
At 1/9/09 9:49 AM,
Lame ass! Put that on your phone and let everyone know your a moron!
At 1/2/09 6:07 PM,
Are you offering to kill people that smoke Marijuana?
At 7/19/08 11:33 PM,
At 7/19/08 11:33 PM,
it is still retarded lol
At 7/19/08 11:32 PM,
You guys are retarded...He is hitting a pipe, blunt, or joint. Who ever thinks or thaught that this guy was just talking needs to get shot.
At 6/21/08 11:07 AM,
BMCvox u should turn that into a voice mail greeting its really good .
At 6/8/08 4:12 AM,
If you think this is funny, you've smoked yourself retarded. If you think smoking yourself retarded is cool, then give me your address so I can do the rest of the population a favor and take you out of it.
At 4/20/08 2:59 PM,
that was a waste of time and memory!!! No pot smokers should have this.
At 4/16/08 12:37 PM,
Stupidest greeting I've heard yet. Pot Smokers don't sound like that.
At 4/9/08 1:01 PM,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
At 3/30/08 10:58 PM,
That's so stupid..
At 3/15/08 9:59 AM,
that was fuckin stupid
At 2/26/08 9:02 PM,
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