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Voicemail Hell

Hi, We're not in right now to take your call, If you would like to leave a message please press #, press 3 then dial your name, then press 6 then dial your number, then press * then 69, ask for extension 4443 then leave your name and message. If you would like to leave your number & time you called please press * twice, bark like a dog, spin in a circle, press 1 26 times, then wait for the beep. Hilarious prank to pull on friends, send them to voicemail hell

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Added: 6/14/07 11:51 AM
From: elam110
Listens: 191156

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At 8/7/09 1:23 PM, CoolGirl said...

OMG!! I am cracking up!!! Definitely will use this!!

At 6/3/09 5:31 PM, *Anonymous* said...

I love this. Telemarketers eat your heart out. I've added all the numbers to this greeting. Does anyone know how to block or ditch unavailable numbers? I know how to block unknown numbers. I figured out there is a difference

At 6/3/09 5:31 PM, *Anonymous* said...

At 4/6/09 3:30 PM, *Anonymous* said...

There's actually a real voicemail ditchmail message that is quite good added recently

At 12/7/08 9:39 AM, Dori said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 11/10/08 2:41 PM, Vinny2008 said...

This is sooo funny

At 10/17/08 6:52 PM, Velizze said...

I've had one the worst week's and days ever0this just made me laugh after crying all afternoon. LAMO!! too funny.

At 10/8/08 7:20 AM, *Anonymous* said...

I hope not

At 10/8/08 7:19 AM, *Anonymous* said...

it's funny. but why would have a voice mail for multiple years and not change it, was this your main VM?

At 8/25/07 11:40 PM, Unknown said...

This is a cool recording, and for the one that complains they had it on their voicemail for years, I've had it on mine for 12 years. It has been around since 1995 and available on many web-sites, so for the one that is complaining they are so happy they are the only one that had, it was probably only in your area and is available to everyone fairly and squarely!

At 8/20/07 6:40 PM, Unknown said...

I laugh everytime I hear it. I just put it on my phone today and now everyone that calls me wanted to know where I got it. I love it!!!!!!!!!

At 8/13/07 10:58 PM, lasavior said...

Awww, i've had this on my standard voicemail for years and i was so happy that i was the only one i knew that had it. Now anyone and everyone can have it. Oh well, still a great greeting!

At 8/2/07 5:13 PM, DougC said...

well said. give your ditched caller as dose of their own back to them.

At 8/2/07 1:10 PM, Ruthann said...

This made me laugh outloud. It is one of the best!

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