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Fingers You Used Are Too Fat


Fingers You Used Are Too Fat

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat, to obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now. From the greatest FOX TV show ever, The Simpsons.
Added: 5/10/07
Listens: 191737
Tags: simpson fat error simpsons homer funny
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At 3/12/13 9:27 PM, YanksOnTop said...
OMFG!!!!!! That is perfect for my man hand sister in law!!!!!!!!!!
At 8/10/12 6:04 PM, ectasy said...
Lmmfao this here is funny
At 6/23/12 2:16 AM, GruffDan said...
Love it
At 11/26/11 12:17 AM, carooten said...
LMFAO!!!! a simple classic!!!!!
At 10/31/11 8:42 PM, TecNice said...
hahahahahahahahaha!
At 8/13/11 9:18 AM, DominicanitaNT said...
lmao!
At 7/3/11 11:40 AM, Mr. Howzat said...
LOL! That was in 1995, when Homer Simpson is trying his best to increase his weight to 300 lbs in order to have him as handicapped, so he won't go to the power plant any longer. And this is what he heard when he tries to contact the power plant that a meltdown is currently underway due to computer error
At 7/2/11 8:53 PM, *Anonymous* said...
LOL!
At 6/30/10 10:25 PM, myturbinisdirty said...
LOVE IT
At 6/27/09 12:23 PM, anonymo said...
This is great... very funny.
At 6/22/09 9:23 PM, GrandMasterB said...
Perfection!! I Love this!
At 5/12/09 2:50 PM, florence said...
WOW! FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY
At 4/15/09 7:57 AM, BigFill said...
WIN
At 12/31/08 6:40 PM, bentflyrod said...
so very hilarious.
At 7/12/08 2:26 AM, 4everb0nd said...
LMFAO WOW THATS KINDA FUCKED UP BUT IT'S PERFECT FOR MY EX xD
At 6/1/08 2:27 PM, SiNJiN said...
LOL!!! Awesome!!!
At 1/17/08 3:21 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Yes it was. It's badass nonetheless.
At 7/17/07 8:15 AM, Elvis said...
Bahhh -- that was from a Simpson's episode, wasn't it?

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