Free voicemail greetings

You have reached the VBS 2000 voice black mail system your voice patterns are now being digitally and coded and stored for later use. Once this is done. Our computers will be able to use the sound of your voice for literally thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. There is no charge for this initial consultation. However our staff professional extortion this will contact you in the near future to further explain the benefits of our service and to arrange for your schedule of payment. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you.