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Why would you go to Las Vegas? Because my best friend was getting married, and that's what guys do. Really? Yeah. Not what you did. Really, woman? Why did I do it? Because I did it. Riddle me that. We didn't do it. You know, sometimes that's all you want me to do, is what you want me to do. I'm doing what you want me to do all the time. I think in a healthy relationship, sometimes the guy should be able to do what he wants to do. Oh, good, because whatever, this this ain't working for me. Oh, really? Yeah, it's what? Since you ****** that waiter on your cruise last June? Boom. It was a bartender. Oh, you're right. I stand corrected. It was a bartender. You ****** a bartender. You're an idiot. You're you. You're stupid person. Like all the way through to your court.