The Devil's Answering Service
Hello, you have reached The Devil's answering service! Para instrucciones en espanol, oprima el numero uno! To sell your soul, press 2 now. For directions to Hell please press 3 now. To talk to a demon, please stay on the line and a representative will be with you shortly!
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At 1/18/12 1:32 PM, sexymomma46 said...
Love it
At 3/31/11 1:43 PM, Wahini said...
I Love this greeting, it's perfect and awesome! If you don't like it, don't listen to it!!!!!
At 2/5/11 4:34 PM, mmmmmme said...
too perfect i keep laughing
At 9/15/10 12:04 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Love it!!!!!
At 6/27/10 9:03 PM, *Anonymous* said...
lol I'm using this for blocked numbers
At 4/30/10 4:35 PM, mochomo said...
i love it lol
At 4/15/10 10:57 AM, *Anonymous* said...
My dad still hangs up and calls back if he gets this, then leaves a message for me as if it might be the wrong voice mail....
At 3/6/10 3:42 AM, *Anonymous* said...
I love it. I have this programed this for block callers and those who hide thier identity. It works and I can tell you it throw people for a loop. Awesome...
At 2/25/10 10:43 AM, ogrecorsair said...
Awesome!!!
At 2/19/10 8:06 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I think this is great! Perfect for telemarketers.
At 2/16/10 12:46 PM, brucali said...
I THINK SOME PEOPLE NEED TO GET A SENSE OF HUMOR! MAY WE ALL HELP OURSELVES.
At 2/8/10 6:04 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I THINK IT STINKS! NOT A JOKING MATTER. MAY GOD HELP US ALL.
At 1/17/10 9:27 AM, MoonWaltz said...
Great 1. Love it!
At 1/9/10 2:15 PM, Nightgypsy said...
Thanks a ton Brucali, this is awesome :)
At 12/3/09 3:55 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This is funny! Glad its up now!
At 11/27/09 6:25 PM, brucali said...
Seriously? What the hell did I go thru the trouble of uploading this, if it's not going to be available? What are you people smoking over there? I've heard 100 versions of the same old sorry crap, and I try to do something decent for people by putting something GOOD up and what do you do with it? Leave it sit forever. Get up off your butts or just start allowing community members to process these uploads.
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