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Thank you for calling Obamacare! Press 1 if you need an appointment, 2 .... you get the idea
Hello and thank you for calling the Obama Care Hotline. If you need a doctor's appointment. Press one if this is the doctor's office please press two. If you need authorization for a hospitalization or surgery please press three. Be prepared for a very very long wait so long but you gonna wish for-real(?) global warming. Again that's beside the point over the age of 50. Please press five and if you over the age of 65 no options sorry but Obama care just doesn't cover you but we thank you for calling and at the tone leave your message.
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Obama don't care
Lucky this s---t is old or I'd b all up in yo A-s. .barnyardgirl!
Lucky this s---t is old or I'd b all up in yo A-s. .barnyardgirl!
You really think Obama has your best interest in mind? Fools.
So ignorant, useless and unnecessary. Since PRESIDENT Obama doesn't care, just asked that person in your family who's benefitting from or will benefit and see if the answer is the same.
That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard ...ignorance it makes me laugh
Now that Oamacare is in full force, MysteryGirl needs to make a new one because this healthcare is anything but. My friends LOVE this gal's VM's, and I say - keep them coming!