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stairway to 7-11
stairway to 7-11 (Led Zeppelin stairway to heaven)
There is a lady who goes to the store that won't close and she's shopping at 7. 11 down the aisle, she sees Ding Dong's beer and Friskies, and the sneakers really satisfies her. Make my Slurpee. If there's a penny on the counter, you can use it. Please stay inside before pumping gas. Lebanese cashier, how I wish you spoke English. I just bought a big gulp from our Ahmed. Ohman greeting. Perhaps you would be enjoying a beef jerky with your purchase of Hustler magazine? Do you require a spoon straw? Down the road. Coffee? Twinkies from here. As the forest in my. Microwave. And she. Stopping at 7. 11.
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Outrageously funny
Outrageously funny
thank you! I thought it was worth sharing.