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Simpson's dialing wand
This was my Alltel voicemail and I've been using it since. People hear the tone and think something's up, but then they hear the wand part. I found this great service and all the great messages... So, I know there are others of this very one, but it's like the Goldilocks story. One was too low and garbled, the second had a god-awful 2 minute silence. So here you go.
Good fingers you have used to dial star 25 to obtain a special darling one. Please mash the key pad with your palm now.
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2 comments
one star, how do you like it bitch
What does this have to do with homer? Lame