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Bud Light presents real men of genius, real men of Jesus. Today we salute you, Mr Putt putt, golf course designer. Through the magic of Astroturf and animatronics, you've taken the time honored game of golf and made it fun again. They said a 3 foot putt wasn't a challenge, so you added windmills. Well, lesser men wasted time with fairways and sand traps. You had visions of fiberglass volcanoes and giant clowns freak me out there. So crack open an ice cold bud like Mr Putt putt golf course designer, because you and I know that a round of golf should always, always include Indian teepees. Bud light beer and pushing those Missouri.