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Bud Light presents real men of genius. Real man of Jesus. Today we salute you Mr used car lot auto salesman. Slicked back hair, a sharkskin suit. Alligator boots. You cultivate a look that oozes. Trust me. You stand behind every car you sell because if you stood in front and the brakes failed, you'd be crushed. You better watch oil leak. What oil leak? That puddle under the car is just swept from all that horsepower. So crack open a nice cold bud light, Mr peddler of the sheet metal. Because when life hands you lemons, you sell them. Bud light beer and I suppose St. Louis, MO.