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I'll call. Are you private, Sir? Fight for night, Sir. 5 foot nine. I didn't know they stacked **** that high. You trying to squeeze an itch in on me somewhere, huh, Sir? No, Sir. Courtship. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack to your mom's *** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated. Where, Nellie? You from, anyway, private? Sir? Texas, Sir. Holy *** ****. Texas. Only steers and q***** come from Texas, private cowboy. And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck *****? Sir, no, Sir. Are you a Peter Piper, Sir? No, Sir. I bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the *** and not even have the *** **** common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you.