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Prank Call to Police Chief
Prank Phone Call to Police Chief by Roy D. Mercer Hilarious bit about a guy's step daughter and a state trooper, reminds a little bit of Comedy Central's Reno 911...
Police Department. I need to speak with the chief who's calling? That's already in Mercer about a problem I had going the old officer. OK. Monster? Yeah. MRC. ER, OK. And they RCR. Hold on just a moment. Yes, my name is Rd Mercer and we had a problem last night with one of y'all's officers over here, over where we're in town. He stopped my little stepdaughter last night for a burnt out taillight. And he said that he wouldn't write her a ticket if she had agreed to go on a date with you. And I ain't. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't going to stand for it. I got. I don't believe that she's doing down there trying to work up a date with one of you. Bring your daughter in here and sign this and we'll and sign a formal complaint. We'll get him here. I'm gonna do it. I'm coming down here to whoop somebody's. You come in and bring her in. I'm bringing myself down there with about a 55 gallon drum. No, no, no. You better not do that. I guarantee she don't engage the mirror feller over down in Broken Bow fella. I only kn...
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pretty funny!
this sounds exactly like my dad!!!not even kidding!
this is so funny!
this is funny, how?
a little long but funny
lmao funny but too long for a greeting lol
Now that's funny!
Goddamn rednecks.
shes been sexy harrassed!!! too damn funny
this is great for restricted numbers, its nice and long, i don't accept blocked calls. so this will unblock there number lol
damn if that confession wasnt at the end this would be great. ppl wouldnt kno wth is goin on.
thats jewish
wtf...what does jewish have to do with i....jews are not funny only the greatest starts which are not all jews Adam sandler is the best one though....by the way if its jewish then it sucks.
what the hell is wrong with being Jewish? I'm Jewish. There's something wrong with me because I belong to a different religion than you do? Are you so self-centered that you would hold on to personal prejudice so strongly to condemn such a large group of people, hardly any of whom you actualy know, just because they are different than you are? That applies for any group, not just Jews. That is my belief. You are entitled to youw own, but just think about it.
LOL! Sooo Funny!!!
What really had me dying is because I was oulled over a month ago for speeding and the officer offered the same thing and asked for my number! LOL!
LMAO
This is great. I have some doctors office calling for some girl that I don't know constantly and they never take my number off her contact. maybe this will teach them to leave me alone.
This is tooooo damn funny
REAL GOOD
REAL GOOD
Funny I'm in tears over here
funny ass shit im gonna make a mms message aout of this so if you get it you know where it came from
LMFAO!!!!! DIS IS HELLA FUNNY
THIS SHIT IS FUNNEY AS HELL
Ha, yall know that cop wanna curse like a mutha!!!
OMG.... I think I just peed myself with this one!!.... This is so darned funny...
It's funny as hell....and if it was real I would take my daughter in...What makes a cop more believable then a citizen....But that was only if it was real....But man this was funny
I meant to say I wouldn't take my daughter in
AMWAYY!!!
This is the funniest!!! PLEASE, how do I get more like this?????????????
TO FUNNYYYYYYY
I ain't doin it! Lmao
funny
LMAO........BADGE OR NO BADGE,SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET AN ASS WHOOPING................WHO..................YOU.................YOU EVER HAD AN ASS WHOOPING LOL LOL LOL
LMAO........BADGE OR NO BADGE,SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET AN ASS WHOOPING................WHO..................YOU.................YOU EVER HAD AN ASS WHOOPING LOL LOL LOL
good one
Hey
I thought this was funny too. LOL!
Lol
this is funny as helll
Lmao love it
Wats wroung with rednecks?
Great greating
I can't. Remember. The. Last. Time. I laughed. So hard
Love him!
Im gonna open up a 55 pound gallon of whoop ass on y'all
Funny! Omg!! Funny!!!!!
Lmfao I ain't doing it I aint gonna do it
Super funny. the woop you ass part but i couldn't upload into the voice mail greeting.
I'll be down there in a New York minuate.
I have to find a way to share this with my dad who now lives in Nashville, super Funny
Can not download
HILL-LARIOUS!