Free voicemail greetings

This is hot Guaranteed to leave you with the salty face

this is the best one

This is pretty funny!

awesome!

lmao I love it!

lmao love this one!

thanks! this is great!

lol My fav so far. Just the kind of rude FUNNY thing I'd say to someone.....know exactly who's getting this one!!!

i have this set for all my gamer guy friends hahaha they love me for it! greatest tone on here so far in my opinion

you should totally do more... zelda, earthbound ect haha!

That sucks!

Do this one without the person you are calling doesn't exist voice, just str8 tunes!

Funny but not funny enough

Hi Merz here. This greeting is REALLY meant for those people who I never met and leaves me long detail messages to their friends, who also I never met in my life! I had this guy who kept leaving me detail messages on my voicemail to his patient. I never pick up my cell phone if the numbers are unfamiliar. So I recorded this greeting for him. I just want to tell him that he's reaching the wrong person...with a little joke playing in the background. You can use this greeting to ditch calls anyway you want, but I am pretty sure my greeting is not FUNNY enough for you to prank someone. There's plenty of REALLY FUNNY greetings out there for that purpose.

any chance you could re-do this one for does not accept blocked numbers?

Love it!

Absolutely perfect for unknown and blocked caller IDs.

It keep saying it was cipied into my accoynt but i dont have it on my greeting how do i get it asxmy greeting

Layers!!!!!!!!!!!

Punk ass ho!!!!

Her too!!!

Allison and Phillip !!!

Screw y'all...

She a ho..,..

I can't believe you both!!!!!!

Done lying yet????

Guess not ..

I like this tone

Absolutely wonderful! So funny it made my night!

My account is not working even I change the monthly

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