Free voicemail greetings

desk(?) person you're trying to reach is currently on spring break is available hold at this time. If you are a friend or family member. Please leave your message after the tone. If this is related. Please press the pound key 27 times extension 3 141-5926 blah blah blah then wait see if you ever get the chance to talk to them please tell them that and then also I need to speak to you know and I'm just lucky I'm not in speech class like he is forcing man alive he must be put(?).