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Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now. Back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but he could smell like he's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a boat with the man. Your man could smell what's in your head. Back at me. I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamond. I'm on a horse.