NSA monitoring Republicans
NSA is monitoring this person because they are Republican and did not vote for Obama
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| Added: | 6/15/09 |
| From: | MysteryGirl |
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At 2/7/12 11:40 PM, jofo said...
The bailouts were started by Bush but the lion's share of the untold TRILLIONS in bailouts were given by Obama, not to mention all the quantitative easements and stimulus packages. But it's not his fault - he has no choice or say in the matter. Obama is run and owned by the banks, as was Bush, as will be Romney or Gingrich. Look at all these guys' largest supporters. Goldman Sachs, Citicorp, JPMorgan Chase, Morgan Stanley are among Obama's AND Romney's biggest backers. The banker-owned media is pushing Romney down our throats so when the general elections come around they'll own the president no matter who we vote in. And you'll actually be duped into believing you were given a choice.
At 1/28/12 8:13 PM, MysteryGirl said...
Oh, get a grip. Are you really still trying to blame GWB? The Vacationer in Chief who has generated more debt than all previous presidents combined and you're still stuck on Bush? He can't even give a decent SOTU, so he just used last year's. All the BILLIONS spent on companies like SOLYNDRA. Ding, ding, ring any bells? 500 million to a failing company, that was caught red handed several days ago dumping thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of glass. EXPENSIVE glass that could have been sold at pennies on the dollar, it would STILL have brought in thousands.
At 1/1/12 1:48 PM, *Anonymous* said...
You have to be kidding me, Bush has caused this shirt that OB is trying to get us out of, and 4 years isnt going to do it, your a ignorant racist!
At 1/1/12 8:29 AM, *Anonymous* said...
LMAO!!!! Finally a little something for us smart white people who didn't vote for the Savior of humanity. Finally people are coming out of the haze they were in and realize this idiot has no clue of what he is doing or what he has done, that's the only reason we can find something like this. And to those of you who "HATE WHITE PEOPLE" get a grip. Do you honestly think we white people "LOVE" people like you? P L E A S E !!!! We call you welfare mikers, entitlement loving, owe it me, lazy generational producing pigs, thugs and thieves, racist and hate filled objects who if you hate WHITE people so bad, should carry your as*es back to Africa, Zymbabway and anywhere else your kind reside. Maybe after living like that for awhile you will come back humble with your heads down and show us the respect we deserve and finally, for a change, maybe work, contribute and make a difference in this world. BTW: Teach your kids how to be good citizens with manners so that maybe one day change can start with them, not the idiot race divider in the White House.
At 12/29/11 10:37 AM, *Anonymous* said...
I hate White People!!!!!!!
At 12/29/11 10:36 AM, *Anonymous* said...
I hate White People!!!!!!!
At 12/29/11 10:36 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Wow!!!! It is amazing how everyone want's to blame OB for America's problem. Just like the CA to put blame on a AA !! Never want to take respondability for their actions an short coming.That's The America Way Making Excuses and Blaming Others..
At 11/20/11 9:33 AM, BigKahuna said...
Too funny! I'm putting this as my default.
At 11/8/11 4:57 PM, smittymail said...
The author is clearly a moron, since she doesn't understand that it was under Bush that the FISA Act was ignored and circumvented for the benefit of a criminal and paranoid cabal. Freakin' idiot.
At 11/8/11 4:56 PM, smittymail said...
The author is clearly a moron, since she doesn't understand that it was under Bush that the FISA Act was ignored and circumvented for the benefit of a criminal and paranoid cabal. Freakin' idiot.
At 10/25/11 7:01 AM, Michaelb51973 said...
If you voted for Obama to prove that you're not a racist, you're just a dumbass....
At 10/5/11 7:37 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Oops john boner
At 10/5/11 7:36 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Funny how its easy to blame the black man for the while well street and these dumb ass republicans keep there riches. Keeping corporate America rich. Tell john toner to get with the program dumb ass tea party Repubican
At 8/29/11 9:57 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Wow no one is educated in this at all. Our deficit was only 4.3 trillion when Obama first took office and now its over 17 trillion. Hope for change was his slogan and he did change everything for worse.
At 8/22/11 8:47 PM, leet13 said...
Nobama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 8/11/11 8:12 AM, MysteryGirl said...
Isn't it funny how "progressives" resort to vile name calling when everything else fails ... ooops! Hit a sore spot? Looks like the "anointed one" is leaving the entire country in a ditch as he takes off for yet another vacation.
At 8/6/11 8:18 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This mysterygirl needs to get a life! Keep yourself a "mystery" stop hating racist teabagger.
At 5/1/11 1:43 AM, MysteryGirl said...
Obama's Teleprompter "speaks" in the newest of the series!
At 4/28/11 10:49 PM, MysteryGirl said...
Proud ... Democrat? HA! Proud that the President has sold YOU and everyone else out? tsk tsk tsk
At 4/27/11 9:12 PM, ProudDemocrat said...
Typical dumb tea baggers. Why don't you all move to a stranded island where you belong.
At 2/17/11 11:09 AM, MysteryGirl said...
Thanks to all for the positive remarks! Hope and Change!
At 11/24/10 3:42 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Obama Kick Ass! Good job, make more of these.
At 9/22/10 5:22 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Not nearly as satirical as it could be. We need lots more of these, they're great fun. Please someone do the George Bush t-shirt.......Miss me, how's that hopey, changey thing going for ya?!!
At 8/22/10 12:01 PM, *Anonymous* said...
It's no use bitching at each other about Democrats and Republicans blah blah blah, you are the same damn thing. It doesn't matter who is in the White House, it will basically be the same in this country. So just watch the mummers show and the people who really run this country will do so behind the scenes, the Iron Triangle, black box agencies, those with economic superiority, etc.
At 7/30/10 10:46 AM, HoosierJenny said...
Sweet!
At 7/26/10 3:50 PM, MysteryGirl said...
SomeCellGuy - you seriously need treatment because you can't take this Hope and Change! Ooops!! Obamacare doesn't cover your illness... flagrant misuse of a keyboard.
At 7/24/10 10:37 AM, SonyCellGuy said...
it's just a bunch of hotwords strung together meant to inflame & cause controversy, nothing more. and some of ya'll took the bait. lol!
At 7/24/10 10:35 AM, SonyCellGuy said...
this is a dumb, lame, badly made & a thematically screwed up recording.
At 6/29/10 6:40 PM, Thinkpad said...
I know man....this mystry retard needs to research before she posts stupid this..
At 6/14/10 11:16 AM, MysteryGirl said...
Oh, right! It's the let's blame Bush game. No Excuses! No Excuses as the kids at the High School commencement FALL ASLEEP on camera directly behind BO's photo op! Now ... THAT'S PRICELESS!!
At 4/21/10 4:51 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This is stupid. Illegal wiretapping began during the last administration.
At 4/19/10 5:00 PM, littlegirl80 said...
love it!
At 3/14/10 3:58 PM, jbp91182 said...
HILARIOUS, and probably true!
At 2/12/10 2:44 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I'm rather impressed that this has received so many comments. To the uninformed, it's a JOKE. ......THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU ARE NOT FUNNY....
At 1/24/10 6:58 AM, chemo said...
Oh God! A sense of humor please!
At 1/19/10 11:45 AM, ohmer11 said...
dumb
At 1/19/10 9:30 AM, *Anonymous* said...
all of these comments are Ignorant!!! Leave the damn guy alone@@@Fuck's sake!!!!!
At 1/13/10 8:39 PM, twofingersup said...
wow this is so freakin stupid..
At 1/5/10 1:14 PM, MysteryGirl said...
The next greeting will be about the Pantybomber. Look WHO IGNORED all of THAT information! duh! This is NO LONGER funny when a President makes NO STATEMENT for 3 days and the only bright idea is that you can't go to the bathroom, hold a pillow or anything else on the last hour of a flight. Some flights are ONE hour long. Are you ready for your full body scan?
At 1/4/10 10:04 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Decent production for a stupid idea. I seem to recall it was the Republicans wanting to listen to our phone calls though.... Also, claiming this is "just supposed to be a joke" as opposed to political ideology is a blatant lie. Just look at the picture chosen to go with it. Out of all the pictures of the President that was the best you could come up with? I hope Glenn Beck is proud....
At 12/31/09 11:37 AM, KimPossible said...
i would prefer a more professional voiceover, but it's a funny idea anyway.
At 12/27/09 9:40 AM, whitegl said...
stupid,stupid,stupid, racist!dumb girl!!!!
At 12/21/09 8:17 AM, TCAGENT said...
This is really stupid.
At 12/11/09 3:36 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I just wish all of these brave patriots would've stepped up while Bush ran this country into the ground. Most of these people are cowards and so wrapped up in their own ideology. Bush ran up deficits, used the war to water down American values/rights, tortured, kissed and made out with the Saudi King and the list goes on and on. Where in the heck was the outrage. This frustration with Obama after inheriting a mess is bizarre at best and sinister when considering the facts.
At 11/19/09 3:16 PM, whocaresaboutblakkkkks said...
obama is a socialist pig a moron he's no good
At 11/10/09 10:24 AM, Raq215 said...
A Yo this some bullshit lol.
At 10/7/09 5:16 PM, MysteryGirl said...
If you like this greeting, then you'll LOVE the other one I've made - "Congratulations! You're a Winner!"
At 10/7/09 3:36 PM, PeterPan said...
TOO Funny and a little scary based on current policies and the unfairness doctrine, the Whitehouse tattle tale emails.....
At 9/26/09 3:28 PM, MysteryGirl said...
Oh Niko, say it isn't so. Tell me it's not you.. my email fan.
At 9/24/09 10:24 AM, Nikolaus said...
This is so stupid. It would only make sense if you replace the words "Obama" with "Bush," and "Republican" with "everyone else". Go back to your FAUX news hysteria!
At 9/24/09 7:07 AM, themonk said...
that is great scary but great thanks Mystery girl.and you winers need to get a life.
At 9/13/09 11:09 AM, MysteryGirl said...
Eric .... you do understand that this is satire, right? Please tell me that you're trying to hide your identity with that commentary because it is severely lacking in just basic grammar. "HYPOCRITS" is actually spelled "HYPOCRITES" ... and while this is a FREE service, you too could record a greeting using your Obamics.
At 9/12/09 9:24 PM, eric1171ky said...
javalava b smokin too much mari ju guava, and anyone who calls obama a communist, i want to hear justification on gay marriage, abortion, stem cell research and overtaking countries that mind their own business. 1 word for all of you, HYPOCRITS. shut up, sit down and pay attention to reality. u keep digging and digging and digging but ya cant find anything to fight obama over to help the country. you just want us all to believe the countries fine. but have no clue or suggestions how to improve anything. useless babble
At 9/10/09 11:34 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Investigate 9-11! Please google it.
At 9/2/09 6:42 PM, Javalava49 said...
Have any of you taken a Economics class? You would then realize that we are not a pure capitalistic country and that we are damn close to being a socialistic country, and that almost every communist country is almost socialistic now. So, I would have to interject if you don't know what you're talking about don't speak. It'll make you seem smarter than you actually are.
At 8/31/09 6:51 PM, dpxx said...
Lame. Somebody forgot which party and which PRESIDENT was responsible for illegal wiretapping.
At 8/28/09 8:09 AM, ConservativeUnderground said...
I enjoy watching the responses of the libs to this. They raised holy hell about this when George Bush did a little snitching on the guys who were trying to destroy our country through terrorism. Now we have a certified idiot in Obama trying to destroy our country USING the same method. The irony in that.
At 8/24/09 7:04 AM, trenb said...
the best thing ever love it lol
At 8/13/09 12:16 PM, bellanoche said...
It's in the funny section for a reason. Laugh...racial and political criticism isn't necessary for youmail comments.
At 8/10/09 8:03 PM, *Anonymous* said...
i love this because i hope everyone even the dummies that voted for obama to be "cool" will see soon that he is trying to turn our free country into a communist country! Dumb a*s people "we need a change..." same thing castro said! DUH! and my daughter is half black, i have always dated black men....i didnt vote obama because i am an individual and suddenly I am a racist! and PS... he is as much BLACK...as he is WHITE!!! HELLLOOOO!!!! Good job! i like this one! anyone realize obama is curious george...always seeking trouble by mistake doing things his way and Bush is the man in the yellow hat,...any thing he says to do ...curious george does the opposite like a dumbass!?!?!? LOL LOL LOL
At 8/10/09 2:44 PM, ididit said...
Great do it again
At 8/3/09 2:12 PM, MysteryGirl said...
I'm rather impressed that this has received so many comments. To the uninformed, it's a JOKE. Get it?? It's supposed to be funny and apparently others thought the same. It's a 5 STAR worthy voicemail and it just shows how it's hit a nerve! Visit often, because more will come.
At 7/30/09 12:02 PM, ICURN said...
using the logic above, If I am a racist because I didn't vote for Obama because he's black, wouldn't that make you a racist because you didn't vote for McCain because he is white?
At 7/29/09 12:38 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Wow, amazing, except the ignorant moron who wrote this script completely turned a blind eye to the fact that this NSA violation of citizen rights was conducted by the GOP. Don't worry, praying to absolve your mental guilt rather than sins won't ensure your place in Heaven.
At 7/28/09 8:10 AM, *Anonymous* said...
i love it u the best
At 7/26/09 9:46 AM, SplinterCell said...
Obama is the "TOTUS" and to disagree with someone and their policies does not make them a racist! The narrative is great and you sound like the moron, idiot!
At 7/24/09 6:30 PM, *Anonymous* said...
You are an idiot, a racist, the recording sucks and the narrative is stupid! Moron - it was the Bush administration that was monitoring our country's phone calls! But then you probably believe that Obama isn't really the POTUS because he wasn't born in the United States or that he's really an Islamic terrorist waiting for his chance...
At 7/20/09 6:27 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This is hysterical!!
At 6/17/09 2:08 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Funny!! Obama may already have a phone Czar
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