Free voicemail greetings

Bud Light presents real men of genius. Real man of Jesus today we salute you, Mr really loud cell phone talker guy. Ignoring the latest advances in cell phone technology, you've bark into your phone as if you were communicating with two cans and a string. You're breaking up discussing your cousins intestinal problems during a quiet dinner party? Unacceptable. Discussing them well on your cell phone at a quiet dinner party? Perfectly acceptable. Nothing screams I'm important more than a man who screams I'm important into his cell phone. So crack open a nice cold bud light of Duke of the Deathball, because when we need a friend, you're the one we call. Bud light beer and adjust, St. Louis, MO.