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At 7/21/10 04:19 PM, rini said...

i like the first one better....its a repeat...cant they come up with a new one

At 2/5/11 10:19 AM, Anonymous said...

I like the 1st one much much better as well. This voice sounds to stiif/rigid or fake. The other voice had an upbeat, happy, comical yet realistic voice.

At 2/15/11 09:00 AM, DanaJones said...

I like it! It sounds like Dr. Phil and that makes me laugh :o)

At 10/9/11 08:02 PM, SHAYEANNE said...

The First one is WAY BETTER!!!!

At 10/13/11 12:41 AM, Stephinee said...

Its good...roll with the changes man

At 7/14/12 04:15 PM, KayKayQueenB said...

First one is way better

At 8/18/12 09:16 PM, FiVe0FiVe said...

Lol! Love it!

At 9/17/12 10:50 AM, marycafe said...

first one is better this guy sounds like a student the other voice sounded more official and made the call seem way more real

At 11/16/12 03:38 PM, ness86 said...

First is better

At 11/20/12 08:15 AM, Anonymous said...

Funny

At 12/6/12 10:49 PM, DrPeter said...

What, you destroyed a classic. Where is the original?

At 8/23/13 04:02 AM, brownshelly45 said...

U really distroyed a classic

At 8/23/13 04:02 AM, brownshelly45 said...

U really distroyed a classic

At 2/11/14 06:52 AM, mopups said...

No no no u must have gotten on the mother ship put the original back on!

At 5/20/14 12:18 PM, Alexjackson said...

I like it

At 5/25/14 06:53 PM, loriu905 said...

Sucks I want the old onr

At 5/26/14 11:09 AM, Anonymous said...

original is sooo much better!

At 5/27/14 07:28 PM, Anonymous said...

This is lame wheres the original ughhh!!! Put it back!!

At 6/8/14 01:27 AM, Suavecito87 said...

The first one sounded like he was trying too hard to be funny. Its not too funny esp. when the comedian thinks his joke is funnier than the crowd thinks it is. LOL.. U know what im saying

At 6/8/14 01:30 AM, Suavecito87 said...

I think in the first one.. He tried wayy too hard. Sorry neither are super funny. But if i had to choose.. This one sounds legit. Dude sounds like he would work at a mental health facility

At 6/8/14 01:42 AM, Suavecito87 said...

Hello everybody...so today i kinda had a bad day. My mommy says i have to pee sitting down from now on. I guess cuz she says she doesnt like pee all over her make up and her tooth brush. Omg shes so mean isnt she. Shes really selfish i know

At 6/8/14 01:49 AM, Suavecito87 said...

OH YEA and i guess she says its cuz i get pee pee all over the place. Shes just so selfish and wants the bathroom all to herself. I told her I Love slip n slides and all my friends have one. So i told her thats how i make them in the bathroom.

At 6/8/14 01:54 AM, Suavecito87 said...

OMg and once i told her that. She screamed and started yelling at me and said a lot of mean stuff that i couldnt even understand cuz she was screaming/crying so bad. Haha shes soo dumb.. Haha i told her she could use it too. . But i guess she didnt hear that. Just too busy yelling at me and acting like a selfish meanie.

At 6/8/14 02:07 AM, Suavecito87 said...

Anyway so that was what happened today guys.. It was like the worst day i ever ever had.. Ever! And now i have to pee sitting down and go poop standing up

At 6/18/14 05:17 AM, brandelynn said...

Whaaat THE EFF!? @ suaveFREAKOcito187

At 8/22/14 03:27 PM, Morticia1959 said...

I'll stick with original

At 10/13/14 06:40 PM, tamrod said...

First much better. Don't mess with something if it's not broke.

At 11/18/14 03:32 PM, Anonymous said...

The first one was better, this one sounds like dude is high

At 1/24/15 09:45 AM, swyc66 said...

The guys accent in the first one made it awesome. Especially when he said mothership. 1st one is better. Plus this one was cut short.

At 3/19/15 08:13 PM, KnarlesBronson said...

Bring back original copy

At 4/30/15 05:08 AM, trixie9309 said...

So by now I guess we all can agree that the 1st was better, but it doesn't matter

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